Mailites & Sadomasochism

Ebon Badger · **Posted:** Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:46 am

We knit yoghurt now? I thought it was lentils...

glasgowgril · **Joined:** Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:51 pm **Posts:** 1439

I've got a great recipe (seriously) for a lentil and cheese flan that includes both. No knitting involved though.

J · **Joined:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:06 pm **Posts:** 349

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -face.html
Little girl hooligan: Shameful new face of football thuggery as ponytailed schoolgirl joins violent pitch invasion

I don't have much time for these little turds, having had my own experiences with lairy teenagers who know that I cannot lay a finger on them without risking arrest for assualt and therefore act up hoping for any kind of response.

Anyway, the solution is bottom-smacking. Those taut pubsecent bottoms. They need a good sound thrashing. I think we could round up some volunteers if we had to. :roll:

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Give them a few lashes of the birch and see how strong they feel afterwards.

- Karen, ex pat USA, 26/4/2011 15:11

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Unless and until the cane is brought back then this will continue. it is clear that all displinary measures other than a cane simply do not work.

- nicko, worcester, ENGLAND, 26/4/2011 11:52

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30 lashes of the Birch publicaly administered on the field before the next match is the answer. I guarantee the violence will drop!

- Pete W, Ex Pat USA, 26/4/2011 18:32

Why stop there Pete?

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In my world that guy in the check shirt would be hanging from a gibbet, as a reminder to any more morons going into the match how not to act, just outside the stadium entrance by now.

- Lied To And Cheated By Our Dishonourable Electeds, South Wales,

Oops, spoke too soon.

glasgowgril · **Joined:** Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:51 pm **Posts:** 1439

Why can't any of these morons spell 'publicly'?

Timbo · **Posted:** Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:15 pm

glasgowgril wrote:

Why can't any of these morons spell 'publicly'?

Typing one-handed, if you catch my drift...

glasgowgril · **Joined:** Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:51 pm **Posts:** 1439

Timbo · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2011 3:22 pm

There's a cracker today. We've got still pics and even a video for the Mailites to wank over. The best bit is, it's darkies, so no empathy guilt!

'It's the revolution's fault': Egyptian teacher arrested after shocking footage shows him beating terrified children
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ldren.html

I'm not going to follow the Mail's lead and post images of a child enduring an assault. Comments are predictable:

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And isn't our great PM Cameron giving millions in aid to Egypt and Syrie???
- Jane von M, the Netherlands, 27/5/2011

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If Egypt's school system is "notorious for teachers using physical violence" then one must assume that not only the government but the children's parents sanction this behaviour. What parent would allow their child to attend these schools otherwise?
- Reubenene, Somewhere In The World, 27/5/2011 12:15

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There're lucky they didn't go to my school
- Tamit, The pits, 27/5/2011 13:55

oboogie · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2011 3:37 pm

But..... but...... hitting kids is good isn't it?

A clip round the ear from PC Dixon, slipper on the back of the legs from the PE teacher, firm but fair clout with the yard (not metre) rule, six of the best on the pert, firm, glistening buttocks of a sobbing......(well you get the idea)......

Or is it only good if those administering the punishment are white.
And British.
And in the 1950s.
Or the 1960s.
Or the 1970s.

Kreuzberger · **Posted:** Sat May 28, 2011 1:13 am

glasgowgril wrote:

Why can't any of these morons spell 'publicly'?

...because they are typing with one hand?

Messianic Trees · **Joined:** Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:50 pm **Posts:** 2842

That's a bit risqué! Keira Knightley gets spanked in sexually charged film A Dangerous Method

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z1Q6JXdafC

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ezinra · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:52 pm

Surely it's the character played by Knightley that gets spanked. Or do Mail readers not watch "sexually charged" films for their storylines?

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:56 pm

How is that in any way risque? It's virtually two torsos sticking round a doorframe.

Although if it was anyone else there'd be comments about her looks. They've learnt their lesson with Keira evidently.

Timbo · **Posted:** Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:35 pm

British businessman faces lashing for 'pinching woman's buttocks' while on holiday in Singapore
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... apore.html

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bring back the birch in the UK....i bet some of the little darlings causing havoc would think twice if there was a chance of getting a smacked bum...IN PUBLIC
- johnd1234, trat, 31/7/2011 1:23

At the time of posting, 921 other Mail readers would also like to see adolescents being spanked in public. Read into that what you will.

jlewis89 · **Posted:** Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:41 pm

There was a video leaked onto the internet a few years ago of a bunch of convicts being caned in Malaysia (where the procedure is the same I think) and it looks nothing short of torture to be honest. One of them was something like 20 strokes and by the time it finished most of the skin had been flayed off the guy's arse and it was covered in blood.

Kreuzberger · **Posted:** Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:16 pm

Timbo wrote:

British businessman faces lashing for 'pinching woman's buttocks' while on holiday in Singapore
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... apore.html

Top rated comment:

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bring back the birch in the UK....i bet some of the little darlings causing havoc would think twice if there was a chance of getting a smacked bum...IN PUBLIC
- johnd1234, trat, 31/7/2011 1:23

At the time of posting, 921 other Mail readers would also like to see adolescents being spanked in public. Read into that what you will.

I am actually quite surprised that there are so few comments on this piece. Perhaps they are all so similar that the mods can't be arsed.

Either that of the One-Hand-Theory is keeping them at bay again. (With apologies to Timbo for accidentally doubling-up earlier in this thread.)

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