Since THE ROYAL WEDDING and "THAT" dress, The Mail has been in Pippa Middleton overdrive. They may be thinking that their readers' won't approve of stalking William and Kate, but it appears that Pippa Middleton is fair game judging by the glut of recent non-stories choking up the right-hand side:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... girls.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... mail.co.uk
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... igure.html

This is today's regurgitation of yesterday's bullshit:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... t-men.html

That should be the Mail's motto.

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The Mail must be hoping their readers have forgotten their pre-Wedding article slagging her off now she seems to be so popular amongst the celeb-mag buying masses. And they've jumped on the bandwagon.

But today's article is no good at all. I mean, she's on holiday in Spain and she's fully dressed. She didn't even have the decency to turn her back so the photographer could get a good shot of her backside. It just won't do at all.

Every day since the wedding, I have yet to visit the Mail website and not see a story about 'Pippa'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... riere.html

Today is no exception. They even let every reader know where she hangs out...

"The brunette attends classes at small studio in Parson's Green near her London apartment."

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Move over Rihanna finally!!!

Oh maybe not:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... hanna.html

As Pippa enjoys minibreak with an old flame - just when DID it become acceptable to holiday with an ex?



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... z1Nih0Ft35

by PRISCILLA POLLARA

is that name for real?

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She's a bona palone.

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Just when did it become acceptable for the dear Christians at the Mail to judge other people and witter on about their choice of company?

typical of a beard that writes on Tuesdays & Fridays.

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Don't ever pick up Heat.

The retarded trend of shortening names has left us with 'P-Middy'

Just fucking die already.

Just at a time when her image couldn't be more impenetrable, Pippa Middleton has dared to divide opinion.


From an article above.

I wonder if the people who write that stay awake at night, looking out the window at the orange glow, thinking 'If I just leave the gas on...'

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Short names is well good, it's satire innit.
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The Mail is straight in on the act:

P-Middy will give you a bottom like Pippa Middleton's

Looking forward to the next article about BBC "dumbing down".

Extra points for the whole thing being a shameless PR piece:

Meet the boor who's got a top job with the Middletons (and tells his friends on Twitter that Pippa's 'hot')
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1O6yGDQbv

"So when the Mail described Pippa as "Her Royal Hotness" and "Foxy" on the day of her Sister's wedding it was ok. But when one of us peasants say she is "hot" then we are boorish?
- James, London, 2/6/2011 7:50"

Nice to see they've been called out on this one, however most of the comments are Middleton bashing.

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