Faces you could punch until you collapsed with exhaustion

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4264

I agree about the violent misogyny - but not about fancying Carol Voderman. Ugh.

Erm, who is Cher Lloyd? (that's my Mailite comment).

Someone I'd like to do whatever the opposite of punch is, after watching her programme on Saturday...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/tv/2011/04/i ... home.shtml

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:13 am

I'd beat her for being such a crap historian. I complained about her programme on Henry VIII to Discovery, forty years out of date, nonsensical statements (Henry didn't really EAT all the food that was cooked for the top table - but she said he did...), useless girly whimpering all over the place and sniggering at codpieces - that's where the real dumbing down is - the commercial sector.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:14 am

I also can't stand her affected sub-Roedean lisping.

Big Vern · **Joined:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:49 am **Posts:** 807

With you all the way Malcolm.....let's punch the fuck out of her.

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4264

Ha! I just knew I'd got it wrong.

Well I liked her.

Tubby Isaacs · **Posted:** Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:00 pm

Bit of a small pic, but I really, really hate this bloke on the right from the Paddy Power advert:

He does the "cutting through the crap" act on the advert.

So you like gambling, do you? Don't tell me- you reckon you make money out of it? You won £50 two weeks ago, yeah?

Mug.

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

Tubby Isaacs wrote:

Bit of a small pic, but I really, really hate this bloke on the right from the Paddy Power advert:

He does the "cutting through the crap" act on the advert.

So you like gambling, do you? Don't tell me- you reckon you make money out of it? You won £50 two weeks ago, yeah?

Mug.

Likewise this oxygen thief from the latest Gilette advert. He's obviously a twat, but it's the unnecessary "Whooo!" as he bursts into a men's changing room that earns his place here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P-pypbBijI

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7319

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

I'd beat her for being such a crap historian. I complained about her programme on Henry VIII to Discovery, forty years out of date, nonsensical statements (Henry didn't really EAT all the food that was cooked for the top table - but she said he did...), useless girly whimpering all over the place and sniggering at codpieces - that's where the real dumbing down is - the commercial sector.

There's a lot of crap historian about at the moment.
I'm tempted to suggest that the whites are becoming crap historians.
They see the crap historian as a role model with the big rewards for little work.
They even ape this historian patois, as though they'd grown up on the streets of Oxford.
I can barely understand people speaking in my own country.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:14 am

We should deport all historians to the past. After all, it is a foreign country.

Historical bastards coming here and stealing all our aphorisms.

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:54 am

I do enjoy re-runs of Terry Jones's Barbarians on Yesterday, though. A portrait of Sir Mortimer Wheeler was nearly my avatar. Interesting point about the past being a foriegn country - when I worked for English Heritage, 'guides' became politically corrected to 'interpreters'. I quite liked that as an idea, but it of course went over the heads of Mailtard vistors who yearned for a return to curators in Derek Guyleresque peaked caps.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:58 am

Ah, yes. You mustn't interpret history, 'cos you might learn something, you have to just remember it. Lists are best.
©Michael Govepobble 2010

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

Personally, I think we should dumb it down a bit more. We could have "History's top 50 bloodthirsty rulers" presented by Dappy from N-Dubz on E4. Just to annoy Starkey, like.

mattomac · **Posted:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:42 pm

Tom_MKUK wrote:

Tubby Isaacs wrote:

Bit of a small pic, but I really, really hate this bloke on the right from the Paddy Power advert:

He does the "cutting through the crap" act on the advert.

So you like gambling, do you? Don't tell me- you reckon you make money out of it? You won £50 two weeks ago, yeah?

Mug.

Likewise this oxygen thief from the latest Gilette advert. He's obviously a twat, but it's the unnecessary "Whooo!" as he bursts into a men's changing room that earns his place here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P-pypbBijI

I find something slightly disturbing about both those adverts, another one is when Johnny Wilkinson and Brian O Driscoll come out of the toilets to accoste a bloke shaving....

They should just do more adverts like this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKDgUJMm ... ure=fvwrel

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:49 pm

Tom_MKUK wrote:

Personally, I think we should dumb it down a bit more. We could have "History's top 50 bloodthirsty rulers" presented by Dappy from N-Dubz on E4. Just to annoy Starkey, like.

...or Gordon Fuckin' Ramsay's fuckin' history of fuckin' Richard the fuckin' Third and the fuckin' wars of the fuckin' roses.

Messianic Trees · **Joined:** Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:50 pm **Posts:** 2827

The Red Arrow wrote:

Tom_MKUK wrote:

Personally, I think we should dumb it down a bit more. We could have "History's top 50 bloodthirsty rulers" presented by Dappy from N-Dubz on E4. Just to annoy Starkey, like.

...or Gordon Fuckin' Ramsay's fuckin' history of fuckin' Richard the fuckin' Third and the fuckin' wars of the fuckin' roses.

...or Littlejohn's Britain, in which he rides around the country in a motorised wheelie bin and just trots out the same unresearched bollocks at each location.

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