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Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7319

Bones McCoy wrote:

Abernathy wrote:

That Katharine Birbalsingh is one freaky lookin' woman.

I think that's what passes as a complement (if not a come-on) in yoof parlance.
I'll check with the local grime DJ and get back to you - blud.

It's apparently an expression of desire to get jiggy with her sweet batty.

I'm not sure further clarifications will be forthcoming.
Junior has plugged his headphones into his stylophone beatbox.
And yes, I've got the receipt.

Abernathy · **Posted:** Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:07 pm

Allow me to assure you, my dear McCoy, that in the Cock vs Conscience stakes as applied to Ms Birbalsingh, my consience wins by several lengths (oo-err).

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7319

Abernathy wrote:

Allow me to assure you, my dear McCoy, that in the Cock vs Conscience stakes as applied to Ms Birbalsingh, my consience wins by several lengths (oo-err).

Delighted to hear it.

I hope I've saved you the indignity of being misunderstood by da yoofs.

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

Did anyone see Starkey's mind-bogglingly racist diatribe on Friday's Newsnight?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... 2_08_2011/

Start from 12.52

Messianic Trees · **Joined:** Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:50 pm **Posts:** 2829

Tom_MKUK wrote:

Did anyone see Starkey's mind-bogglingly racist diatribe on Friday's Newsnight?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... 2_08_2011/

Start from 12.52

There's been some discussion in the Riots+ thread.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7319

Tom_MKUK wrote:

Did anyone see Starkey's mind-bogglingly racist diatribe on Friday's Newsnight?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... 2_08_2011/

Start from 12.52

Yeah, He's upset about accents or someting.
I think he tuned into Rastamouse instead of his favourite History Channel HitlerJugend wank fodder.

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:11 pm

He's probably pissed off at Stephen Fry getting the Horrible Histories gig, too.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7319

The Red Arrow wrote:

He's probably pissed off at Stephen Fry getting the Horrible Histories gig, too.

Maybe they could swap so Starkers gets the role of Master of Laketown in the Hobbit.
I think he's a great match for the character.
And we could all do a Mexican wave if they decide to film the scene where he drowns weighed down by the stolen gold in his pockets.

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:16 pm

An interesting point overlooked:-
http://liberalconspiracy.org/2011/08/16 ... roversies/

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

Starkey sick of hearing Jamaican patois at the Ivy

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 108154192/

Quote:

"He added: "The waiters call me 'rude bwoy' and 'Doctah D' and the menu is all spicy bananas and jerked meat."

dailyheil · **Joined:** Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:39 pm **Posts:** 1017

Brilliant sticking the knife in to Starkey

satnav · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:26 pm

At the height of the phone hacking story when Cameron was being grilled in the commons loads of Tory MPs kept standing up to say that MPs had more important things to debate such as te economy etc. So I was a bit surprised watching last nights Newsnight to find that not one Tory was available to appear on the show to discuss the economy so Ed Balls took the opportunity to get his arguments over with a Tory or Lib Dem around to challenge him.

Tubby Isaacs · **Posted:** Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:54 pm

checkout the 18 year old on Newsnight just now. And his braying clapping along with Philip Hammond slagging off Ed Balls.

The point that attracted the young Einstein's approval was that there's no point in giving taxcuts for short period only. Quite why this is such a silly idea, I don't know. I doubt he does either.

Tubby Isaacs · **Posted:** Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:58 pm

We might get a bit more from the young man now Europe's come up.

Now someone's claiming that they were promised a referendum on Europe before. No they weren't.

Don Foster is talking some rubbish. He wants a referendum on Europe, but only when something changes, and at the same time ask them if they want to stay in the EU. The what?

Abernathy · **Posted:** Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:04 pm

The audience of Tories is quite repugnant - especially, as ever, the young ones - all preternaturally fogeyish yet infantile in a way that sends chilling shivers up the spine.

To a man and woman, they are utterly repulsive. Again, I'm moved to quote Mr Jeremy Hardy on the subject of Tory conferences : "If there were that many ugly people in the same village, you'd blame pollution in the water supply."

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