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Silkyman
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I thought it might be something announcing the return of Curly Watts before I digested the full headline.
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Danson's Forehead
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Hard day's wipe: Toilet roll The Beatles refused to use while recording Abbey Road could sell for £1,000 per sheet
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Come on now, DM. Everyone knows that headline should say 'Hard day's shite'.

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And I've been wiping on the bo-o-o-og.

Or not. As the case may be.
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Admirable Chrichton
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what with it being for the benefit of Mr. Shite and Happiness is a warm bum. keep the collectors item loo role in your shite album.

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Praying Alive - Mantis does impression of John Travolta on the dancefloor

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Not such a fun guy? Single dose of hallucinogenic mushrooms 'may alter personality forever'

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Arnold
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Kate and Harry, getting on wellie: Prince and Duchess choose matching footwear to watch William play footbal
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Arnold
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Look, no Hans! German driver lets BMW’s self-driving software take the wheel – as he hurtles down the high-speed autobahn

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When I first heard that one, I was nobbut a lad and radios still used valves.

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Can you get it for Hillman Huskies?
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