Pippa Middleton: The Mail's latest stalkee.

Messianic Trees · **Joined:** Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:50 pm **Posts:** 2834

Can this £170 dress give YOU Pippa's derriere?

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... z1cf3fwIei

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:51 pm

My arse isn't so much as £170 as 170lb.

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:11 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... g-row.html

Oh jolly good, so now we're in for a few months of who her next squeeze is going to be.

Arnold · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:17 pm

And

Quote:

Pippa's derrière shows Alex Loudon what he's missing.

shyamz · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:52 pm

Er, perhaps she doesn't care what he's missing?

Why do people assume that any woman who leaves her house within as little as a day of breaking up with someone, must be choosing what to wear or do purely to show him what he's missing?

Perhaps there are in fact women out there who deal with these things quite well and in a normal way. Perhaps they get over these things and get on with life. Perhaps they aren't so insecure that they need to make public gestures to their exes via their clothes and the men they hang around with?

Isn't THAT possible?!

AOB · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:03 pm

bluebellnutter wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2060219/Pippa-Middleton-Alex-Loudon-split-blazing-row.html

Oh jolly good, so now we're in for a few months of who her next squeeze is going to be.

Why are rows often described as blazing? A row is a row. Do people feel the need to describe them as blazing in case the recipient of the information is extremely dim and mistakes it for something else. An amiable row? Or perhaps a cordial row?

mr angry manchester · **Joined:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:01 pm **Posts:** 282

Does this mean Pippa's available then?

Wonder if shed be interested in a slightly overweight middle aged malcontent from Manchester? :?:

shyamz · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:08 pm

If you're rich, I doubt she'd care.

mr angry manchester · **Joined:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:01 pm **Posts:** 282

I'm totally broke mate. Been putting off replacing the living room carpet for yonks cos can't afford as new one

AOB · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:46 am

bluebellnutter wrote:

Oh jolly good, so now we're in for a few months of who her next squeeze is going to be.

They didn't waste any time either;

As Pippa's romance runs into trouble... Who'll be next to court Her Royal Hotness?

MacGuffin · **Joined:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:07 pm **Posts:** 427

AOB wrote:

bluebellnutter wrote:

Oh jolly good, so now we're in for a few months of who her next squeeze is going to be.

They didn't waste any time either;

As Pippa's romance runs into trouble... Who'll be next to court Her Royal Hotness?

Includes this:

Quote:

However, members of Pippa's social circle emphasised last night that the split must be very recent because most of them were unaware of it.

Arnold · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:39 am

shyamz wrote:

Er, perhaps she doesn't care what he's missing?

Er, you do realise that wasn't a real DM headline? At least not yet. A Mail template that also assumes that he's not interested in her mind or personality, just her assets and modesty.

shyamz · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:11 pm

Sorry, you typed it as a quote so I thought it was real.

As for the "royal hotness" one, two things;

One, given the Mail's love of royalty, that doesn't seem too respectfull.
And two, can you imagine anyone else making such a comment and the Mail NOT saying it was disrespectfull of them?

Arnold · **Posted:** Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:15 pm

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Flying off the shelves, the pants that can give you the Pippa look

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... z1dgmb3yXo

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:58 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... l-ice.html

Also could go in pointless stories as "woman goes skating"

Pippa Middleton: The Mail's latest stalkee.

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