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 Post subject: Nick Ferrari
PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:02 pm 
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Sweet Baby Jeebus! I was just looking at the list of Express columnists, and I see they have the Lidl Littlejohn Nick Ferrari (as well as, shudder, Neil Hamilton) in their ranks.

Here's Ferrari's latest, which goes all out to out cunt Littlejohn:
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HARD TRUTH ABOUT THE RIOT WIMPS' SOFT OPTION

IT was never going to take long but the breathtaking speed with which the liberal do-gooders have sought to take control of the post-riots law and order debate would put Usain Bolt to shame.

Indeed if we could introduce a Nutters Taking Over The Asylum 100 Metres for London 2012, gold would be assured.

Fires from the riots earlier this month have scarcely died down, glaziers are still working around the clock and many buildings and lives remain ransacked and ruined but the dreary parade of apologists and police-bashers are gathering like looters heading to the high street.

At the height of the riots, Scotland Yard's emergency response to the unprecedented levels of civil unrest, code-named Operation Withern, was circulated to senior officers.

It revealed plans to hold all people arrested on riot-related offences in custody and also wanted to recommend that the courts refuse bail after they were charged.

Seeing as lives had been lost and parts of London looked more like Libya, any sane person would surely see this made sense.

However, step forward the lawyers and excuse-makers for this mindless tide of criminal scum, claiming that the document could be grounds for a mass legal challenge from those held in custody.

It is, they bleat, tantamount to a policy of mass imprisonment.

You just know these are the same ­people who would have been barricading the doors of their million-pound London mansions in Islington and Notting Hill and pleading with police to get to them as quickly as possible before looters gained access to their stripped floorboards, Eritrean works of art and cellars full of fruity Sauvignon Blanc they picked up on last summer's trip to their Provence homes.

In their own way, these people are every bit as dangerous as the louts and thugs who poured on to the streets.

As the rioters use petrol bombs and bricks to terrorise and paralyse our police, they use the threats of judicial reviews and class actions. It has to stop and now!

When told that 62 per cent of those arrested for involvement in the riots were remanded in custody compared with a more usual rate of about 10 per cent they cry foul. I, and I’m damned sure most of you, say "fantastic"!

Even when the police try to act as a force (and remember they now labour under the ludicrous name of "Police Service" which makes them sound like an adjunct to our social services) they end up being humiliated and having to apologise.

Wheelchair-bound activist Jody McIntyre was hit with a baton and dragged from his chair when he got involved in the students’ fees riots last December.

Quite why Mr McIntyre, 21, would try to get through to the front of a demonstrating crowd so that he was "facing the police" is something only he can answer.

Perhaps some of his recent tweets that urged people to emulate the Tottenham rioters and take on "the feds" is a clue.

The police have been told they must apologise to McIntyre and he says he might sue.

Brilliant! For ensuring the safety of a vulnerable person, the police must ­prostrate themselves in supplicant apology and possibly write a cheque.

There’s nothing like a few quid to buy a new mobile for his anarchic messages to help the feelings of a "victim" is there?

The courts have not been spared this barmy backlash. The decision to strip­ a teenager involved in the riots of his ­normal right to anonymity has been greeted with a fit of the collective liberal vapours.

Johnny Melfah, 16, tried to incite a riot in Worcester and Droitwich and has been rightly named.

His counsel moan it could result in him losing his apprenticeship. Perhaps he should have thought of that before he urged a smash-and-grab on an Apple store.

We found ourselves in this lawless quagmire a few weeks back because of the very same leniency and short-sightedness being displayed now.

These criminals need discipline and they should get it without hesitation. Prime Minister David Cameron has pledged everyone involved in the shameful scenes would be subject to the full majesty of the law.

He wants it. We want it. This country bloody well deserves it.


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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:39 pm 
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Sadly, none of that surprises me. He's allegedly on his hols from LBC this week, perhaps he needed the time off after the intellectual effort which he had to make in order to do all that hard writing stuff.


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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:52 am 
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Is on This Week at the moment, unsurprisingly moaning about immigration, apparently 'native culture has been destroyed', to summarise: the guy's a massive twat.


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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
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Swiftly followed up with a declaration of 'They're taking our jobs'. We've also had, 'We're full!'. I'm interested in his mentions of 'my listeners wont like this' and 'my listeners all think...'. He seems to assume his audience are homogenous and that all of them want him to speak for them.

Yeah, he is a twat. A rabble-rousing, shit-stirring fucker. Up his own arse.


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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:58 am 
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Just had a weird moment. Looked at the screen and saw Chubby Brown, even though I knew it was Nick Ferrari. Bizarre. They're both chubby but not very alike. Mind playing tricks on me I guess.


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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:15 am 
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You're quite wrong to say that Nick Ferrari and Chubby Brown are not very alike.

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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:18 am 
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I know they're both raving bigots but... It was odd. A brain fart of some sort. I looked away from the screen and looked back and it was as if he was sat there slobbering away in his silly costume. And he was.


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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:25 am 
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At least one knows his crowd and plays to it, the other thinks it's some big wide conspiracy only he can elaborate on.


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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:37 am 
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mattomac wrote:
...the other thinks it's some big wide conspiracy only he can elaborate on.

There is a lot of this around. Hitchens and Heffer come to mind but no shortage of omniscience in the press, both left and right leaning. I think it takes a certain amount of narcissism to assume your thoughts are superior by dint of being yours. This is where reason enters the equation. You need to be able to argue your case and woefully few people can do this well. Some don't even grasp the concept.


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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:16 pm 
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Like all the most objectionable talk radio hosts, he injects his droaning nonsense with frequent mentions of "my listeners tell me", and "my listeners think" to justify their own oppinions.

On the one hand, it gives his listeners the impression that he really does listen and care about what they are saying (which they won't of course if it doesn't mirror their own views), so they like him all the more.
And on the other hand it gives what the jocks say some air of credibility in interviews, making it sound as if they are truly speaking for a majority -never mind how many people they've actualy spoken to who have said those exact words as numbers and facts don't matter.

And of course no examples are ever asked for, mention the magic words "my listeners", and it's taken as read that every single person who has rung in to his or her show is in full agreement with them.

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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
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"My listeners" is trotted out by Ferrari and his ilk as "evidence" that everyone agrees with them, or they are the majority. Overlooking the fact that people who can't stand talk radio twats and their views are hardly likely to be tuning in or the ones that do know its not worth bothering ringing in as you can't reason with the unreasonable. Or be on the end of Littlejohn's old trick. Cut 'em off if they don't agree with you. Similarly, Kelvin McKenzie is under the delusion he is popular because a few people stop him on the street and tell him he should be PM. Again, the ones who dislike the prick are unlikely to stop and tell him so, and if they do he's not going to mention it in his column.


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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
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AOB wrote:
"My listeners" is trotted out by Ferrari and his ilk as "evidence" that everyone agrees with them, or they are the majority.

cf. The Heil's 'Silent Moral Majority'. Perhaps they're silent because they're imaginary? Anyway, Mailites never shut up, always bleating about their persecution.


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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
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AOB wrote:
"My listeners" is trotted out by Ferrari and his ilk as "evidence" that everyone agrees with them, or they are the majority. Overlooking the fact that people who can't stand talk radio twats and their views are hardly likely to be tuning in or the ones that do know its not worth bothering ringing in as you can't reason with the unreasonable. Or be on the end of Littlejohn's old trick. Cut 'em off if they don't agree with you.

Ferrari's trick is to keep interrupting them, never letting them finish a sentence or explain what they have to say, or to talk over them - usually turning down the sound on them so that his voice dominates. The reason all his listeners agree with him is that anyone with half a brain gets so annoyed that they turn the radio off very quickly indeed in the interests of preserving their blood pressure.


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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
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The Evening Standard are in the bizarre position of going for Westminster Council at the moment over weekend and evening parking charges.

They quote Ferrari interviewing the council leader on the radio today. What was the alleged killer question Ferrari asked? Why should a woman going to church pay to park when there are spaces?

Why churches should be a special case, I don't know. And maybe there wouldn't have been spaces if they'd been free.

The leader of Westminster Council couldn't answer this absurd question.


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 Post subject: Re: Nick Ferrari
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Tubby Isaacs wrote:
The Evening Standard are in the bizarre position of going for Westminster Council at the moment over weekend and evening parking charges.

They quote Ferrari interviewing the council leader on the radio today. What was the alleged killer question Ferrari asked? Why should a woman going to church pay to park when there are spaces?

Why churches should be a special case, I don't know. And maybe there wouldn't have been spaces if they'd been free.

The leader of Westminster Council couldn't answer this absurd question.


And can you imagine if someone had to pay to park IN A MOSQUE!!eleven!

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