Mail articles that begin with 'Now'

Arnold · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:08 pm

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Now the snow reaches the South: Winter weather sweeps across the country as storms bring record-breaking waves to Irish coast

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ep-UK.html

a bit of balance · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:47 pm

Arnold wrote:

Quote:

Now the snow reaches the South: Winter weather sweeps across the country as storms bring record-breaking waves to Irish coast

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ep-UK.html

Now that's another classic example of Mailwatch getting so up itself over a totally and irrelevant headline.

Firstly, so what if a newspaper starts a headline off with "Now" or if a newspaper wants to hint that yet another "right" is being removed?

Secondly, how on earth can "Now the snow reaches the South" be a Mail attempt at informing readers that another of their cherished rights are being taken away from them as this thread is meant to be for?

Thirdly, Arnold, you really really need to get a life, as you must spend all day and night peering over your keyboard, cock in one hand and keyboard and mouse ready for your other hand as you analyse every word the Mail prints before frantically trying to find a topic on here you can shoehorn their words into.

Lastly the point of a newspaper is to sell itself and earn £££s in the process and that's what it does and does well and I will defend its right to publish whatever it likes as long what it publishes is lawful. If that means come on here and highlight your idiocy, I will.

Abernathy · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:59 pm

a bit of balance wrote:

I will defend its right to publish whatever it likes as long what it publishes is lawful. If that means come on here and highlight your idiocy, I will.

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:03 pm

So it can publish whatever it likes but we can't.

SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1649

Tiresome troll, I think it is about time to enact the plan we discussed *somewhere* where this foolio is concerned

tonysk14 · **Joined:** Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:44 pm **Posts:** 232

SoulBoy wrote:

Tiresome troll, I think it is about time to enact the plan we discussed in the bunker where this foolio is concerned

You were told not to mention the bunker. Now he knows it exists.

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:34 pm

SoulBoy wrote:

Tiresome troll, I think it is about time to enact the plan we discussed in the bunker where this foolio is concerned

What, the one with the goat and the shower gel? Or the wire wool and termites?

a bit of balance · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:31 pm

tonysk14 wrote:

SoulBoy wrote:

Tiresome troll, I think it is about time to enact the plan we discussed in the bunker where this foolio is concerned

You were told not to mention the bunker. Now he knows it exists.

I know you have a "members only" area (jeez, you yacked on about it months ago) where you discuss your plans for trolling the mail, where Labour's instructions to bombard right leaning websites with drivel is received and discussed, where you point out or share your "successes" in working a particular word or name into a comment, where you work out which Daily Mail username to copy and mimic with a post of your own, and probably even where you arrange real life marches and campaigns where like minded, knuckled-dragging PLU's can join in.

And then you have the hypocrisy to actually moan and whine about right wing mailites getting upset because they encounter people who aren't PLU's! When I read that on one of your posts banging on about a mailite having the cheek of having an opinion and one of you stating as fact that's because said mailite doesn't like meeting PLU's, how I spilt my coffee laughing at the sheer cuntiness to criticise others when you do EXACTLY the same to stangers who come on here. I know I am not one of you (thank god, who'd want to be eternally miserable, constantly picking faults with everything around them, safe in the knowledge that if they themselves ran things, they'd fuck it up anyway).

lord_kobel · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:35 pm

God, you are thick......

Abernathy · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:40 pm

a bit of balance wrote:

I know you have a "members only" area (jeez, you yacked on about it months ago) where you discuss your plans for trolling the mail, where Labour's instructions to bombard right leaning websites with drivel is received and discussed, where you point out or share your "successes" in working a particular word or name into a comment, where you work out which Daily Mail username to copy and mimic with a post of your own, and probably even where you arrange real life marches and campaigns where like minded, knuckled-dragging PLU's can join in.

Damn! He's rumbled us! Best call off this weekend's real life march, Armsteen. And could you pass the message on to the Like-minded Luton knuckle draggers, please?

shyamz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:40 pm

Well I didn't vote Labour, that must be why I'm not a member then.

Honestly, two people share a throwaway joke about a nonexistent bunker where clearly no one has ever been, and somehow you translate that to mean there is a special club online somewhere, where Mailwatch users go to recieve instructions from Labour and plot a newspaper's downfall.

It'd be funny, if it were not sad to think how much time you've clearly spent thinking about this mythical place and what its members get up to.

Well done, you've rumbled us - we spend every waking moment plotting to bring down the Mail and turn britain into a communist pro-muslim EU state. It is indeed your civic duty to report us, we promise we'll come quietly.

redpig59 · **Joined:** Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:55 pm **Posts:** 26

How do I get into this area, and are goats involved?

a bit of balance · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:46 pm

Abernathy wrote:

a bit of balance wrote:

I know you have a "members only" area (jeez, you yacked on about it months ago) where you discuss your plans for trolling the mail, where Labour's instructions to bombard right leaning websites with drivel is received and discussed, where you point out or share your "successes" in working a particular word or name into a comment, where you work out which Daily Mail username to copy and mimic with a post of your own, and probably even where you arrange real life marches and campaigns where like minded, knuckled-dragging PLU's can join in.

Damn! He's rumbled us! Best call off this weekend's real life march, Armsteen. And could you pass the message on to the Like-minded Luton knuckle draggers, please?

I notice you didn't deny it then.

a bit of balance · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:47 pm

redpig59 wrote:

How do I get into this area, and are goats involved?

Ask nicely, they'll let you in, PLU remember!

shyamz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:49 pm

I'm sure they could arrange something for you.

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who'd want to be eternally miserable, constantly picking faults with everything around them, safe in the knowledge that if they themselves ran things, they'd fuck it up anyway

Stand back, the irony meter's going to blow again.

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