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Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

Abernathy wrote:

Gourami wrote:

and improve anything they come into contact with.

...with the critically important exception of the sphincter.

Depends if you're doing a taste test or having it applied to you.

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

Tom_MKUK wrote:

I recommend Busha Browne's hot pepper sauce, made with bonnets, available in Waitrose, and full of fruity bonnet-ey flavour.

I don't know that one. I'll look out for it next time. I do like scotch bonnets, they're borderline addictive. But then I sometimes have a nip of soya sauce out of the bottle and have been known to have a glug of other condiments before now.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:11 am

I like tomato ketchup sandwiches.

And yes, soy sauce. And vinegar.

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

I had a relative that used to make raw onion sandwiches. Just a chopped onion in 2 slices of bread. I guess we like strong flavours in our family. I'm partial to vinegar myself and the more the merrier.

Abernathy · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:26 am

Well, you can't beat a crusty cob with a thick slice of mature cheddar and a slice of a big greenish raw Spanish onion.

Nom. Nom nom.

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

You can't go wrong with white onions, the scotch bonnets of the onion world. A unique taste and they blow your socks off.

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

All this onion talk is exhausting.

That shallot.

SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1649

An Asics press release...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... ainer.html

ezinra · **Posted:** Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:58 pm

A pointless technology double today:

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If a male-only social network was launched that let men rate their former conquests in terms of attractiveness and sexual ability, it probably wouldn't go down very well.

But somehow, a female-only equivalent is OK.

Really? It sounds shite to me. Haven't people got better things to do?

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Luluvise.com, which went live yesterday, is a social network, described as 'Sex And The City marries Facebook' - and it bans boys.

The rest is cribbed from a press release.

Next up:

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The X-Ray augmented reality app lets you see what catalogue models look like wearing just their underwear.

One small step for man…

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Gary Wohlfeill, Creative Director at Moosejaw, said: …‘It's also very much about seeing people in their underwear, something we're constantly prioritising at Moosejaw.’

Gary Wohlfeill, creative director, paraphrasing Paul Dacre, editor-in-chief.

SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1649

An advert for an advert - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... s-Day.html

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Weight Watchers is to broadcast one of the longest adverts on British television on nearly every commercial channel, including ITV1 and Channel 4, between 6.30pm and 7pm on January 1.

Arnold · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:32 pm

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Jersey Shore's JWoww promises a perfect tan with her own gravity-defying bikini line

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/usshowbiz/ar ... z1hHmD7rYe

Free advert with added tits.

ezinra · **Posted:** Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:50 pm

How divorce shatters the whole family: So mum and dad split – but what about the others caught in the emotional fall-out?

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Divorce is tough on all concerned, which is why I co-founded Divorce Buddy last year, an organisation that provides support during and after marriage breakdown.

ezinra · **Posted:** Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:03 pm

Welcome to our austerity home: Couple completely make over their house with reclaimed goods that cost them next to nothing

Lead story on Mail Online at the moment. The couple in question run a social enterprise which "up-cycles" industrial and commercial waste.

Dacre Bleugh · **Joined:** Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:28 pm **Posts:** 472

Today is the WORST day for infidelity as cheating site sees 250% rise in new members

* On average 450 new members sign up each day
* 994 signed up yesterday with numbers set to rise
* Website estimates a 250 per cent increase in activity

Record numbers of men and women are on the lookout for secret affairs, as experts claim January 4th is the worst day of the year for infidelity.

With the stress of Christmas taking its toll on many relationships, IllicitEncounters.com has reported a surge of activity.

Yesterday 994 unhappily married people decided to look for a new love via the UK's leading dating site - more than double the average traffic - and the company predicts even more will sign up today.

It had recruited 650 new members by lunchtime and usage is set to rise by 250 per cent.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... z1iVlJaYxQ

ponce on the heath · **Posted:** Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:10 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/artic ... rwich.html

WHAT WILL YOU SEE ON THE 16-HOUR CRUISE?
Map showing cruise voyage

Close to home: The cruise will take 16 hours in total to complete its journey

South Shields: Call in at the South Shields Museum - which has undergone a £1.4m facelift - before boarding.
Whitley Bay: As the ship sails out of port, look across to St Mary's Lighthouse and the fairground that takes place each summer.
Seaham: Heading south to County Durham and its protected Heritage Coast, Seham is where Lord Byron married local landowner's daughter, Anne Isabella Milbanke in 1815.
Whitby: Passing North Yorkshire, keep an eye out for the ruins of St Hilda's Abbey.
Flamborough Head: As the sun starts to dip, the chalk headland of Flamborough Head and its lighthouse come into view.
Humber: The ship will be furthest from land at this point, 30 miles from the coastline.
Felixstowe: At 6.30 the busy commercial port of Felixstowe will come into view
Harwich: Disembark and head to the sandy beaches of Harwich to watch the container ships sailing into Felixstowe.

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