Not fucking Prime Minister, I am off to Dignitas if that is the case.

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"Fanaticism is the only form of willpower to which the weak minded and irresolute can rise."

Where shall we put an airport, so people can get to it easily? Kent.

He's as much a clown as Gove.

Neither of these two will be Prime Minister. Gove will come unstuck because he's dodgy. Johnson's schtick will wear thin.

It hasn't so far. I do wonder whether today's announcement isn't in part due to Cameron slapping down a potential threat.

Look at the Tory alternatives:
Pob
Bojo
Gideon
Foxx (he shits in my garden)
Cleggerooney
La Menschette

Now, choose. Go on, I dare you, choose.

Why would they have to take over before about 2020? Anyone could emerge by then. Cameron had only been in Parliament 4 years in 2005.

Hague is the obvious one before then. He's worked his passage back.

You left out Lansley, Willetts and Davis. And Dorries. She'll be puttin her name forward, mark my words.

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I'm a nasty, violent lefty. You cunt.

Aaargh.

The Tories are getting fractious about Camerooney. There's still time, the backwoodsmen think, to get rid of him and get a proper right-winger (like Foxx) in before the next election, where they will ditch the LibDims, put forward a manifesto slightly to the right of the Nuremberg Decrees and win a landslide for feudalism and no state support for anybody, the reintroduction of hanging and non-optional Black Death.

They'll never take the risk of going back to a failed leader and one who made such a twat of himself on so many occasions.

Especially after the 'sharing a room' stuff. That may also count Foxx out in the shires, of course. As we are seeing at the moment, homophobia (or general intolerance) is alive and well in the Nasty Party.

And that's before http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL_p9qjfu5U

Would they win without Cameron? I can't see it.

They believe they won* last time despite him.



*I know, you know...

It's just every bit of polling you care to look at makes him far more positive than the rest of his party, I basically can't see why I guess it's this idea of being Prime minsterial.

Ripped from the today's popbitch e-mail

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Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.

They're using the classic Tory reasoning of "we aren't winning because we aren't being right-wing enough", completely failing to realise that the whole point of Cameron dragging them nearer the centre in the years up to 2010 (see also Blair / Kinnock) is because the more extreme you are the less people will vote for you.

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"Even when you're a super-computer with an IQ of 2000 it's brown trousers time."

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