The most pointless story ever?

Captain VXR · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:34 pm

woman smokes a joint
woman gets hair extensions

Arnold · **Posted:** Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:10 am

Woman dyes her hair.

Messianic Trees · **Joined:** Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:50 pm **Posts:** 2896

Actor doesn't dress like character he last played sixteen years ago.

Arnold · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:14 am

Man is going bald.

Arnold · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:02 pm

Man's nose looks different after nose operation.

shyamz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:15 pm

Derren Brown had a deviated septum operation recently but they don't seem to care about that. They scared of him perhaps?

lord_kobel · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:05 pm

Oh that would be brilliant if Derren Brown started fucking with people at the mail....

Arnold · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:43 pm

Employer gives redundancy pay to redundant employees.

Big-Iain · **Joined:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:49 pm **Posts:** 97

Actor plays bridegroom role for a movie.

To make it especially pointless, movie was filmed in summer 2010.
Shown at Cannes Film Fest in May 2011, and isn't released in UK 'til March 2012.
However, "relevant" comments made regarding actor's current wife who he only married a couple of weeks ago.

...so why's it a story now??

Maybe this should go in the "Blatant advertising" thread...

davidjay · **Joined:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:24 pm **Posts:** 3938

Child wears coat.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... dance.html

Messianic Trees · **Joined:** Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:50 pm **Posts:** 2896

Pipsqueak's big adventure! Pet hamster dragged through catflap by predatory puss is found hiding 100 yards away... in pest controller's home!

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1kOvcnEpV

Arnold · **Posted:** Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:54 pm

An eight year old hamster? More likely whenever it dies of old age (every two years or so), or is eaten by a cat, the parents just buy a new one.
|The kid will be crying his eyes out if he reads the DM comments.

davidjay · **Joined:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:24 pm **Posts:** 3938

Woman on holiday goes shopping.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... Park.html#

ezinra · **Posted:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:24 pm

Woman, recently photographed not wearing a coat, wears a coat.

Contains 'curves', 'stepped out', 'ample assets' and 'famous assets'.

Captain VXR · **Posted:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:28 pm

woman eats a hot dog, people attend a basketball match
Need I mention that the Mail seems to think that eating a hot dog is some kind of sexual act, rather than a source of (sort of) nourishment?

The most pointless story ever?

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