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ezinra · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:45 pm

Hospital creates 1950s living room to help stir memories in dementia patients

Does the lovely Eunice have a memory that could respond to a little stirring?

Carlos The Badger · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:32 pm

ezinra wrote:

Does the lovely Eunice have a memory that could respond to a little stirring?

I don't know about Eunice but Dave from Burnley just blew my mind.

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That wallpaper is from John Lewis and also in Katies house in Emmerdale. Its £36 per roll. We have it as a feature wall on our landing. You can also get matching paint.
- David, Burnley, 26/1/2012 17:18

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

Carlos The Badger wrote:

ezinra wrote:

Does the lovely Eunice have a memory that could respond to a little stirring?

I don't know about Eunice but Dave from Burnley just blew my mind.

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That wallpaper is from John Lewis and also in Katies house in Emmerdale. Its £36 per roll. We have it as a feature wall on our landing. You can also get matching paint.
- David, Burnley, 26/1/2012 17:18

That's a pretty fucking impressive pot of paint if it's going to match the pattern on that wallpaper.

oboogie · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:38 pm

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That's a pretty fucking impressive pot of paint if it's going to match the pattern on that wallpaper.

There's a moment in The Inbetweeners where, on work experience, one of them is told to go out and buy some tartan paint.

shyamz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:33 pm

^ He did act like a dick though on that occasion.

There was a teacher at my secondary school who would send pupils on fools errands during class time. Never mind spending the designated lesson time actualy teaching, this woman would pick a pupil from whatever class she had at the time, and send them to a colleague's class for a "short weight" or other such things. I don't mean troublesome kids either, who's occasional absence might have been of some benefit to the rest of the class - any random kid who she thought might fall for it.

Naturaly, the kids were mostly much smarter than her and if chosen, would take the chance to legitimately leave during class time to smoke behind the gym building or go to the corner shop.

Messianic Trees · **Joined:** Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:50 pm **Posts:** 2842

What are the mysterious blue balls that fell from the sky over Bournemouth?

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1krDwDFjO

shyamz · **Posted:** Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:33 pm

Alien spores? THEY'RE HERE!!11! *tinfoil hat get*

SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1625

A foreign creature with an insatiable appetite is causing chaos in Florida...

How HUGE pythons are wiping out Florida mammal populations

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1l2FcIdZd

Arnold · **Posted:** Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:55 pm

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Surprised you didn't get your ex-pat man on the spot to write this for you, or would it have required too much research and, you know, EFFORT for him?

- MrMickRoach, England, 31/1/2012 12:09
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Why didn't the DM's Florida based columnist write this story? As a change from H&S articles.

- Alfred, UK, 31/1/2012 11:54
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If you think the pythons have a voracious appetite you should see what that other overseas newcomer to the Sunshine State, the well known ex-pat DM columnist, can do to a gala pie.

- D. Emry-Porter, ROYAL Tunbridge Wells, 31/1/2012 11:52
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oboogie · **Posted:** Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:23 pm

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the well known ex-pat DM columnist, - D. Emry-Porter, ROYAL Tunbridge Wells, 31/1/2012 --Sssh!! that's supposed to be a secret, hence every week he pretends he still lives in the UK. Still, whilst you're in a grassing mood, can you confirm that gala pie isn't the only pork & egg based snack he likes to gorge himself on?
- MrMickRoach, England, 31/1/2012 12:21

Arnold · **Posted:** Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:05 pm

Two more before Littlejohn sends someone along with a poop scoop.

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the well known ex-pat DM columnist, - D. Emry-Porter, ROYAL Tunbridge Wells, 31/1/2012 --Sssh!! that's supposed to be a secret, hence every week he pretends he still lives in the UK. Still, whilst you're in a grassing mood, can you confirm that gala pie isn't the only pork & egg based snack he likes to gorge himself on? - MrMickRoach, England, 31/1/2012 12:21 Click to rate Rating 2

Is this the columnist who sounds like one of Robin Hood's merry men?

- Alice, In Sunderland, 31/1/2012 12:35
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the well known ex-pat DM columnist, - D. Emry-Porter, ROYAL Tunbridge Wells, 31/1/2012 --Sssh!! that's supposed to be a secret, hence every week he pretends he still lives in the UK. Still, whilst you're in a grassing mood, can you confirm that gala pie isn't the only pork & egg based snack he likes to gorge himself on? - MrMickRoach, England, 31/1/2012 12:21 Click to rate Rating 2 Is this the columnist who sounds like one of Robin Hood's merry men? - Alice, In Sunderland, 31/1/2012 12:35 -- I'm not sure, his surname has slipped my mind. Richard Willscarlet? nah. Richard Alanadale? not him either. Richard Tuck? could be? It has resonance as it would certainly suit the fat, greedy pig.

- MrMickRoach, England, 31/1/2012 12:58
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oboogie · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:55 am

...and two more.

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Is this why Monsieur Petitjean wasn't giving us the benefit of his wisdom last Friday - too busy hunting the pythons in his back garden? - Andrea, Devizes, 31/1/2012 15:32 ------------------------------------- I think you mean hiding the snake in the back alley
- Herr Kleinjan, Deutschland, 31/1/2012 15:57
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Paul · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:53 pm

The 10 trashiest U.S. cities for Spring Break (and Florida is home to five of them)

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1lxICn63Y

a Scotch egg reference ? Mine has failed to make it so far.

ezinra · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:02 pm

What a godawful article. Even the subs can't be bothered:

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Las Vegas has been crowned number one most trashiest Spring Break destination

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Described as one 'continuous party' and a hot spot includes an clothing-optional bar, the Garden of Eden.

shyamz · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:32 pm

Evrn my grammar isn't that fucking poor, how the hell did they not spot any of that?

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