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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:22 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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Rifkind was never happier than when he was looking at Nads.


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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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One for the pink and...

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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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Clegg: My arse hurts...


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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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Somehow I just sense a few good comments on this one.

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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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No. There is no humour to be derived from this batty old trout whatsoever. She is tragically, hopelessly off her chump, with a persecution complex to boot.

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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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She certainly is. I think this calls for some ridicule. :)


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An honourable church would see that these people get counselling and professional help.


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Bitter ?

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