More trouble brewing as staff strike again at Unilever

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/market ... lever.html


Is that satire or the work of a cunt?

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"You may have heard the phrase, 'The flap of a butterfly's wings in Brazil sets off a tornado in Texas.' Well, try this: 'The lies of a newspaper in London can get a bloke's head caved in down an alley in Bradford.' Richard Peppiatt

Poe. But the intention was cunt.

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Where there is great doubt, there will be great awakening; small doubt, small awakening, no doubt, no awakening.

You can be a satirical cunt.

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You may say I'm a dreamer.... but I'm not the only one....

Littlejohn has been trying for years, he just can't get the first bit right. Where his he this week btw.

That's what it said on my school report.

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Where there is great doubt, there will be great awakening; small doubt, small awakening, no doubt, no awakening.

You should be grateful for what you do get. You pay nothing in but take out. Get out of the way and stop obstructing the people who go to work to pay taxes for your damn benefits.
- Rob, Lincoln, 29/1/2012 06:44

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1kq4ikMv1

I am surprised Rob hasn't suggested recycling their wheelchairs.

Soylent Green?

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Where there is great doubt, there will be great awakening; small doubt, small awakening, no doubt, no awakening.

I had to go and look that up. Not a big Heston fan I'm afraid.

Touching letters from soldiers to their loved ones spanning the past 300 years and all this guy can say is



At least it's red arrowed.

a true COTD. moral decline down the ages as chronicled by letters from the front. a gradual switch from emotional ties to the family to whoever happens to be my latest bitch.

tosser.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2095235/Causing-stink-Cambridge-University-students-warned-throwing-bleach-bin-busker-playing-loudly.html



Man has bleach thrown at him and Thomas of Romania thinks it's the right thing to do.

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Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.

Fucking hell, there was me thinking that the laws of Top Trumps would mean there could never be a negative comment made about soldiers, then there's that.

What about all the stories I've heard about soldiers from wars long ago who wrote home to their girlfriends? Did that never happen?

Was everyone married off at the age of sixteen in those days to avoid bringing shame on the family?

It'd be interesting to know what Matt's grasp of history is - I don't know why but I'm willing to bet he actualy paid very little attention to history at school.

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"Now get those trousers off before someone dies!"

What school?
Matt didn't need no education 'cos ee's got commonsense, innit?

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That subtle admixture of the absurd and the surreally plausible...

School of hard knocks and graduate of the university of life?

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Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.

People got married earlier back then, and especially if they were off to war.