He also has another big whinge about the phone hacking inquiry taking so long and tying up too many police resources. Perhaps if his old chums at News International had not spent so much time evading questions and destroying evidence the whole issue of phone hacking would have been put to bed years ago.

_________________
www.newshuddlines.blogspot.com

This could be the Mailwatch equivalent of the Andrew Neill photo opportunity in Private Eye. Where's Fflaps when you need her?

_________________
"Even when you're a super-computer with an IQ of 2000 it's brown trousers time."

Reclaiming "methinks" for the nation

Latest blog post - 2011 - a review (updated 07/10)

Typo fail by D. Emry-Porter, I meant hate not have.

_________________
I'd rather shoot Paul Dacre than anyone else in the country- Colin Dexter. A direct quote from the Radio Times m'learned friends

Oh I'm here, it took me a while to find the thing (and be able to look at it). Just a warning for any new members who haven't seen this before - you will feel intense agitation and nausea when viewing this:

A tit amongst tits.

_________________
Mailwatch. Love us or leave us.
http://www.coalitionofresistance.org.uk/

Argh my eyes, although seen this before never noticed the way the light catches what looks very much like a curled cocktail suasage on Richie's groin.

_________________
Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.

The bastard son of Alvin Stardust and Le Plastic Bertrand.

_________________
Brigate di Transizione

Is that really him?

'Fraid so...

_________________
Where there is great doubt, there will be great awakening; small doubt, small awakening, no doubt, no awakening.

Surely that's his emergency Scotch Egg?

_________________
That subtle admixture of the absurd and the surreally plausible...

But what's he doing there? Was he in a glam rock band or something?

_________________
"Educate a boy and you educate only that boy, educate a girl and you educate her entire family." - Seen outside a school for girls in Afghanistan.

Interesting that a man with well a documented disrespect for prostitutes doesn's mind hanging out (thankfully not literally) with women who take their kit off for money.

_________________
"Now get those trousers off before someone dies!"

Looks like Littlejohn has become a fan of James Delingpole. Great minds think a like but so do dickheads.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2095623/UK-benefits-cap-welfare-reform-Sky-TV-Special-Brew-Superkings--benefit-cuts-full.html

_________________
www.newshuddlines.blogspot.com

Dickie knows his fanbase will lap up a good old dose of demonising the poor. But with the economy tanking, the middle classes are next to be sacrificed to keep the rich from having to take a hit. Wonder how his fanbase will react when he's having to paint them as scroungers?

He'll do a week of populist banker bashing, mixed up with some fond reminiscences of the great old days of Fleet Street, H&S cobblers, and he will pray for something bad to happen overseas so he can tell us all why we shouldn't give a shit (terrible though the disaster is).

In other words, business as usual.

_________________
Ten seconds... the pain begins.

Fifteen seconds... you can't breathe.

Twenty seconds... you give up and turn off the Jeremy Vine show.