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presuming ed
 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:33 am 
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"So just to illustrate my point: the bowl is Scotland and the jug is London pissing away money into it..."
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:39 am 
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presuming ed wrote:
Messianic Trees wrote:
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"So just to illustrate my point: the bowl is Scotland and the jug is London pissing away money into it..."

"It's funny ye should mention pishing Mr Cameron, d'y'ken I filled that jug personally?"

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"And if you imagine that instead of porridge it was a biscuit, and instead of milk...

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...you get a pretty good idea of what life at Eton was like!"

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" Oh jolly dee, if I gobble it up quick, do you think I could have seconds?"
"I should be able to manage sir - if you give me half an hour."

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"So, you see, under our new initiative, the rich person gets all the porridge, and the poor person should get back to work now"
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Gourami
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*BURP*
Ah... there's that lump of coal.
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Not a caption as such, but christ she must have sphincter like a vice if she can squeeze coal hard enough to turn it into that.

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Tom_UK
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"James Delingpole: Cunt."

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Joy in Italy as Silvio Berlusconi names his successor

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Amanda displays her old boss's "smokescreen" collection from her days working for William Hague.

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Abernathy wrote:
Amanda displays her old boss's "smokescreen" collection from her days working for William Hague.

Glad you recognised her. I did think I'd better mention who it was. The comments have only just started appearing on that story. One remarks on how this is the most that she has looked like a witch. Another congratulates Femail on having a story on bras for the gels, what with them having tits, etc. but not being able to handle real articles.
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