Dropped on the head in infancy

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

Time for a new thread. This lady can start the ball rolling:

Christianity under attack: Anger as major court rulings go against British worshippers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l#comments

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There is a very real reason why all group activities should start by asking for a guidance and blessing from a Higher Source - whether that is tied to a religion or not. The metaphysical truth is that the group activities generate an energy, and it is important that this is kept positive - or else, as some dictators have found, they generate a level of subtle mass hypnosis. There is a very real energy generated in crowds - and in the States I understand that they pray before big football games for the very reason that it is important to keep people safe. For the same reason, it is in everyone's best interest to have a short prayer or period of quiet before starting work. Why do you think the Japanese companies are so successfull? They start the day with a process that tunes people up spiritually, and when people are spiritually tuned up, they are more able to think clearly and creatively and DO A BETTER JOB. So did Steve Jobs.

- wisewoman, Abadiania & London, 11/2/2012 02:37

A very real energy, of the kind that is not located anywhere on the electromagnetic spectrum and has yet to be identified by science. No doubt this wisewoman can locate it by examining your chakras via your anus. She can probably tell you if it is blue or orange (the energy, not your bumhole), what with being an authority on metaphysics.

People pray before sports events in the USA to stay safe? Hmm. Really. Isn't it just for the usual reasons that people pray conspicuously? i.e. to be certain that you have been seen doing it?

Tuned-up Japanese people? Wtf?

Especially liked the segue from doing a good job to Steve Jobs. Wow, that's deep, they like, have the word 'job' in them. It means something. Om.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:38 am

Where's Abadiania when it's at home?

DTR · **Posted:** Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:13 am

Brazil it would seem.

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It is known as the City of Spiritual Cures because of the presence of psychic healer, João de Deus, who attracts many national and international tourists seeking cures for their maladies

Fact Hunt · **Posted:** Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:52 am

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

Where's Abadiania when it's at home?

No idea, but I seem to recall the Wise Woman's London residence is at Putney.

Or at least, that's where Blackadder had to go to visit her that time.

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4264

Fact Hunt wrote:

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

Where's Abadiania when it's at home?

No idea, but I seem to recall the Wise Woman's London residence is at Putney.

Or at least, that's where Blackadder had to go to visit her that time.

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Edmund: Tell me Young crone, is this Putney?
Crone: That it be... that it be...
Edmund: "Yes it is", not "That it be". You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist. I seek information about a Wisewoman.

'"Yes it is", not "that it be".' has always been one of my favourite Blackadder lines.

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

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All of the changes that the Muslims have made to the slaughter of Animals, Schools, Work place praying during work times and Trevor Philips has never said a Word. Christians have made one change and he is there like a Ton of Cows Muck...

- jack, gloucester, 17/2/2012 13:41

A ton of cow's muck? Wtf? Capitalised too - he must mean it.

Kreuzberger · **Posted:** Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:12 pm

Gourami wrote:

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All of the changes that the Muslims have made to the slaughter of Animals, Schools, Work place praying during work times and Trevor Philips has never said a Word. Christians have made one change and he is there like a Ton of Cows Muck...

- jack, gloucester, 17/2/2012 13:41

A ton of cow's muck? Wtf? Capitalised too - he must mean it.

Jack's from Gloucester, silly.

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

These comments could go into a number of threads - spelling, Mailite compassion, etc. Anyway, what a bunch of fucknuggets.

'Forest Boy is a fantasist': British teenager who said he lived in German woodland 'made it all up'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... nd-up.html

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some people will do anything to avoid getting a job.

- mitchcornwall, gods country, 19/2/2012

He is a teenager.

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I'm not surprised that no one will claim him. What an idiot.

- Jacqui, Cambridge, 19/2/2012 19:45

Either not noticing or not caring about the part of the article that mentions concerns over his mental health. He is being cared for as a vulnerable child.

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Stand him next to a war memorial - if he urinates on it then yes indeed he is a British teenager.

- DJM, Staffs, 19/2/2012 19:30

Because all British kids piss on memorials.

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The boy's mug looks like Beavis & Butthead

- charlie, chicago, 19/2/2012 18:14

Both of them? :roll:

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His Barber should be in hiding.

- LadyPenelope, Puppetland, 19/2/2012

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Jail him for wasting tie .

- anon, Merseyside , 19/2/2012 16:40

Illiterate and heartless.

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He looks Amish.

- Pete , Sheffield, 19/2/2012 13:37

Beavis and Butthead sort of Amish?

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Stupid boy. If he had have tried that during the 1930's in Germany, there wouldn't have been such a big bill for the Taxpayer to pay!

- paddy, halifax england, 19/2/2012 13:05

??? Sort of sinister

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Alien, clearly. Send him home.

- LFG, Cornwall, UK, 19/2/2012 12:42

This happened in Germany.

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Only in Britain.

- lostalex, oakland, CA,, 19/2/2012 20:17

It says Germany in the fucking headline.

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He only tries to be a politician or a president; imitating Amedinajad, maybe... Good actor; but he didn't think of all the details perfectly.....

- eddy jacobsen, london, 19/2/2012 12:37

Hope eddy is just posting on the wrong thread

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Why dont they drop him back off in a forrest and let him eat grass....I bet he doesnt survive more than one night...Its called tough love! Pathetic sad lad who needs a sharp wake up call instead of wasting police and health service authorities time. The human rights brigade do no favours to this dillusional kid. Just throw him back., he'll soon start swimming!

- Tammy, Lytham St Annes, 19/2/2012 12:29

Let him die of exposure. Feel the love.

A heck of a lot of batshit comments there, pretty much every third one is bonkers.

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l#comments
Revealed: How atheist Richard Dawkins' family fortune came from the slave trade

After Gove, the Heil trots out a smear campaign. It is perecuted Christian week though, so you know...

A confused soul writes:

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Someone presents an argument against "popular" belief, and they are immediately attacked with every possible scandal by the media and PC brigade. To dig up information from 250 years ago demonstrates how weak your argument really is. Richard Dawkins had no control over his ancestors and does not necessarily agree with what they did. It seems that left wing will go to any level to impose their opinions on the rest of us. Dr. David Starkey is another example of left wing head hunting. I personally fully support their opinions, no matter what slurs or rumours you wish to promote against them.

- Steady, England, 19/2/2012 14:30

The PC brigade have it in for Dawkins? I thought the problem was that he is their poster-boy?

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:51 am

The Telegraph is left-wing? I must have missed a memo.

Timbo · **Posted:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:36 am

I like the idea that the left head-hunted David Starkey. He was offered his own platoon in the PC brigade, with a nice office at divisional headquarters. He apparently refused because the pay for being an obnoxious, hate-filled twat is much higher.

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

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Regrettably Left wingers have already infiltrated our council offices etc etc so will continue to stop any movement in this direction, they believe the British are responsible for all the worlds troubles. It's a well known fact among Domestic appliance service people that in many parts of the country there are lot's who can't/won't speak English,even having to keep children at home in order to give instructions etc. Some never had any intention of learning the language of their adopted country. Integration !? forget it.

- Mike, Harlow. Essex., 21/2/2012 7:10

Mike takes the 'small horizons lead to small minds' hypothesis out for a spin. This from the Eric Pickles rubbish.

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

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Hooray! At last! there are some human values regardless of racial origin that we must all share if we are to live in a tiny island which is so heavily populated. When rabbit warrens get overcrowded, mother rabbits reabsorb the fetus - and since human beings are unable to do that, the least we can do is to be more tolerant and pull together in a way which is downright sensible. When I am in another country, do they translate every official document? Of course they don't! They rather curtly suggest that i get a friend to translate for me. As for religion - I am of the belief that there is one God and many paths - so let's just get on with it!

- wisewoman, Abadiania & London

She's back. Same story.

Team spirit, in lieu of foetus absorption.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7319

Gourami wrote:

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Hooray! At last! there are some human values regardless of racial origin that we must all share if we are to live in a tiny island which is so heavily populated. When rabbit warrens get overcrowded, mother rabbits reabsorb the fetus - and since human beings are unable to do that, the least we can do is to be more tolerant and pull together in a way which is downright sensible. When I am in another country, do they translate every official document? Of course they don't! They rather curtly suggest that i get a friend to translate for me. As for religion - I am of the belief that there is one God and many paths - so let's just get on with it!

- wisewoman, Abadiania & London

She's back. Same story.

Team spirit, in lieu of foetus absorption.

Don't tell the Republican candidates, or we'll see a new wave of attack ads against rabbits.

oboogie · **Posted:** Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:09 am

Bones McCoy wrote:

Don't tell the Republican candidates, or we'll see a new wave of attack ads against rabbits.

Or Rabbis even.

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