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Arnold · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:34 am

43) Hitler wasn't such a bad chap compared to Stalin.

Althea · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:35 am

43. Apologies are for other people to make.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:38 am

44. Proximity is proportional to importance (aka "Fuck 'em, they're foreign").

ezinra · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:56 am

45 Government spending that doesn't benefit me directly is illegitimate and should be scrapped.

46 Evolutionary psychology explains everything and is a fact. All human behaviour can be understood with reference to animals, plants and hunting-gathering. Humans are walking circuit boards.

47 A child without a father is destined to be a wrong'un.

Kreuzberger · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:37 pm

48: Actually, I am better than you.

storygirl · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:45 pm

49. Everyone retired fought in the war, and so is always in the right.
50. All women want to be full time Mothers, except Mail columnists
51 Being a full time mother is the easiest/ hardest job in the world (depending on columnist)
52. Breastfeeding is good , seeing any evidence of it is abhorrent and must be banned.
53. Nurseries are evil, as they promote women working
54. Working women are evil (except Mail columnists )

Althea · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:53 pm

55. Racism is defined by any action of the non-White populace that involves a White person in any way, shape or form.

oboogie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:03 pm

The Red Arrow wrote:

29) England is a CHRISTIAN country!

Clarification.
England is only a Christian country when someone from another faith attempts to claim recognition/rights.
England is not a Christian country when a CofE minister is supporting same sex marriage/ ordaining women/ criticising the actions of the government/ suggesting any form of social reform.

Althea · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:05 pm

oboogie wrote:

29a) England is only a Christian country when someone from another faith attempts to claim recognition/rights.
29b) England is not a Christian country when a CofE minister is supporting same sex marriage/ ordaining women/ criticising the actions of the government/ suggesting any form of social reform.

Fixed

Amazonian · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:08 pm

56) Littlejohn is ALWAYS right
57) You couldn't make it up

JuanTwoThree · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:12 pm

58. All men in uniform ("our boys") are heroes.
59 All women in uniform are a bit suspect: they might be lezzas, which is a horny idea but Wrong, but then again they might be heroines. Lezza heroines is too difficult to think about.

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

60. Newspaper columnists know far more about what's good for people than some clown who spent seven years at university studying medicine.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:25 pm

See also #17 & #18

oboogie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:34 pm

Althea wrote:

oboogie wrote:

29a) England is only a Christian country when someone from another faith attempts to claim recognition/rights.
29b) England is not a Christian country when a CofE minister is supporting same sex marriage/ ordaining women/ criticising the actions of the government/ suggesting any form of social reform.

Fixed

Thanks Mum.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:07 pm

oboogie wrote:

Althea wrote:

oboogie wrote:

29a) England is only a Christian country when someone from another faith attempts to claim recognition/rights.
29b) England is not a Christian country when a CofE minister is supporting same sex marriage/ ordaining women/ criticising the actions of the government/ suggesting any form of social reform.

Fixed

Thanks Mum.

And see rules 30-33.

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