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storygirl · **Posted:** Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:29 pm

Messianic Trees wrote:

How to turn men to jelly without saying a word

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... z1nb2fV8zF

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The scissor stance, legs crossed, favoured by many women, relays various messages — all negative: submission, negativity, insecurity and immobility. So un-cross those legs!

The second edition of Body Language For Dummies by Elizabeth Kuhnke (£15.99, John Wiley) is out now.

Everyone knows submissives are not allowed to cross their legs, well everyone who has read Pauline Reage.

Is this what the writer wants?
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storygirl · **Posted:** Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:30 pm

Bugger...well you can guess which non crossed leg picture it was.

Althea · **Posted:** Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:31 pm

storygirl wrote:

Is this what the writer wants?

A square bracket and a slash too many, m'dear

SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1643

I can see the slash but where is the square bracket?

Arnold · **Posted:** Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:54 pm

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SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1643

Thanks Arnold but I was being smutty rather than nerdy this time.

storygirl · **Posted:** Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:07 pm

SoulBoy wrote:

I can see the slash but where is the square bracket?

Thank you althea...though she isn't my type

Althea · **Posted:** Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:09 pm

storygirl wrote:

Thank you althea...though she isn't my type

Nor mine, to be honest.

ezinra · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:29 pm

'Tranquilize the chavs': Bookmaker's hilarious Cheltenham Festival advert shows loutish racegoers being shot

Hilarious is stretching it.

Green:

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Nothing wrong with hunting Chavs, since they stopped us hunting foxes its a fair comprimise. Chavs are like slinkies they serve no useful purpose but are jolly fun to push down a flight of stairs

- Parent, Co Durham , 28/2/2012 17:09 Rating 38

Red:

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There's nothing remotely funny about shooting people, chavs or non-chavs.

- tommy baker isn't society, hawkshaw, england, 28/2/2012 15:50 Rating 190

Arnold · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:41 pm

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The cake that thought it was a full English breakfast: Chef recreates foods from bacon and eggs to packet of Custard Creams using icing and sponge

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... z1niObh95r

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The 38-year-old has been inundated with orders since setting up his business, called Paul's Creative Cakes, at his home in Colchester, Essex.

Coupled Moment · **Posted:** Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:08 pm

Dacre Bleugh wrote:

Today is the WORST day for infidelity as cheating site sees 250% rise in new members

Surely with so many members flocking to the "cheating site" it is, in fact, one of the better days for infidelity?

Arnold · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:09 pm

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The look of love? How a woman's glance can tell a man if she's interested (or whether to walk away now)
The secrets of a woman's mind are revealed in expert Ali Campbell's new book 'More than Just Sex'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... z1pHy9bI3g

Arnold · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:24 pm

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Do you stock Nigella under 'Sex' or 'Cookery?' And other daft questions people ask in bookshops

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1qK5UOJMW

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Compiled by Alice-Azania Jarvis from Weird Things Customers Say In Bookshops by Jen Campbell published by Constable & Robinson at £7.99. To order a copy from the Mail bookshop, call 0843 382 0000.

I can see one of my relatives getting a copy at Winterval.

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Do you have this children’s book I’ve heard about? It’s supposed to be very good. It’s called Lionel Richie And The Wardrobe.

Althea · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:30 pm

Arnold wrote:

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Do you have this children’s book I’ve heard about? It’s supposed to be very good. It’s called Lionel Richie And The Wardrobe.

When that clicked, I made some very unladylike noises.

Abernathy · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:53 pm

Althea wrote:

Arnold wrote:

Quote:

Do you have this children’s book I’ve heard about? It’s supposed to be very good. It’s called Lionel Richie And The Wardrobe.

When that clicked, I made some very unladylike noises.

Brings to mind the children asked to draw what they thought God looked like. All produced broadly similar drawings - beardy old geezer on a cloud, that sort of thing. But one young kid, who happened to be from East Yorkshire, had drawn God sat at a desk in front of massive year planner on the wall.

When asked about the drawing, he simply said "Well, that's Our Father, wi' chart, in 'eaven." :wink:

- I've not brought a coat, the weather's that nice......

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