Headline vs story

oboogie · **Posted:** Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:15 pm

ezinra wrote:

it might as well be a picture of a unicyclist eating a pork pie.

scotch egg surely

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:16 pm

Can a scotch egg ride a unicycle?

oboogie · **Posted:** Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:32 pm

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

Can a scotch egg ride a unicycle?

They're at it all the time Malcolm, can't get enough, but they're very self-concious about it which is why it's never been caught on film.
But the minute your back's turned - zoooom!! They love it.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:33 pm

That might explain some of the voices I hear, and then when I turn round there's nobody there.
Tricky little buggers.

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:36 pm

I see why they changed the headline, the original makes no sense. If it has gone up then it is surely higher than last year?

Arnold · **Posted:** Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:59 pm

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

Can a scotch egg ride a unicycle?

That's how it makes its getaway after it has shat in your garden.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:00 pm

Ah, I see. That explains the tracks on the shed roof.

Arnold · **Posted:** Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:00 pm

Quote:

'I wan go job but I no well': Pidgin English among 165 languages translated (at taxpayers expense) to help jobless claim dole

Except it isn't. There's a difference to employing translators, and having self-employed ones on call if needed.

Quote:

Translation was needed once each for French Canadian and Icelandic. However, the service for Basque, Catalan, Tongan and Pidgin was not needed.

So that wouldn't have cost much would it? And I doubt that the Inland Revenue was the only department who had a list of employees who could speak other languages and were prepared to assist if needed.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1pUofPGZg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1pUnVmGWW

Arnold · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:26 am

Quote:

Heroic Harry saves life of unconscious rival after dramatic polo match collision

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1qsSHwmTl

Quote:

Harry gently put Mr Kazi into the recovery position, while other riders looked on. The British Red Cross said the Prince's quick-thinking actions could have saved his opponent's life.

A grateful Mr Kazi told the Washington Post: 'Prince Harry was the first one off his horse, doing the right thing, turning me over to make sure I regained consciousness.'

Fozzy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:17 pm

Headline:

Quote:

'Put your children first - not having a good time': Mother, 26, jailed for abandoning her three young children in squalor so she could go clubbing

Story:

Quote:

Palmer was given a four-month prison sentence, suspended for 12 months and a 12-month supervision order.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1qsun7Kss

lectrospin · **Joined:** Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:19 pm **Posts:** 287

Quote:

The Voice is soaring: BBC talent show comes out on top again in heat to head with BGT

only it didn't at all.

Quote:

..Cowell’s show still topped the ratings overall, getting 9.9million compared with The Voice’s nine million. ITV sources pointed out that the BBC1 show had dropped by about a million viewers once Britain’s Got Talent started..

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Arnold wrote:

Quote:

Heroic Harry saves life of unconscious rival after dramatic polo match collision

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1qsSHwmTl

Quote:

Harry gently put Mr Kazi into the recovery position, while other riders looked on. The British Red Cross said the Prince's quick-thinking actions could have saved his opponent's life.

A grateful Mr Kazi told the Washington Post: 'Prince Harry was the first one off his horse, doing the right thing, turning me over to make sure I regained consciousness.'

Quote:

He said: 'I think I had a minor concussion but I’ve since had a CT scan and everything is clear.'

So his life was never in danger anyway.

oboogie · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:06 pm

Arnold wrote:

Quote:

Heroic Harry saves life of unconscious rival after dramatic polo match collision

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1qsSHwmTl

Quote:

Harry gently put Mr Kazi into the recovery position, while other riders looked on. The British Red Cross said the Prince's quick-thinking actions could have saved his opponent's life.

A grateful Mr Kazi told the Washington Post: 'Prince Harry was the first one off his horse, doing the right thing, turning me over to make sure I regained consciousness.'

Can't see anything wrong with that, I'm obviously missing something.

Arnold · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:18 pm

It's easier for an unconscious person to breathe that way, and it stops them choking on their own vomit, etc. Nothing to do with regaining consciousness as such.

mattomac · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:26 pm

Arnold wrote:

Quote:

'I wan go job but I no well': Pidgin English among 165 languages translated (at taxpayers expense) to help jobless claim dole

Except it isn't. There's a difference to employing translators, and having self-employed ones on call if needed.

Quote:

Translation was needed once each for French Canadian and Icelandic. However, the service for Basque, Catalan, Tongan and Pidgin was not needed.

So that wouldn't have cost much would it? And I doubt that the Inland Revenue was the only department who had a list of employees who could speak other languages and were prepared to assist if needed.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1pUofPGZg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1pUnVmGWW

This is a 3rd party possibly private sector company I used them all the time when I worked in my previous job for two clients who spoke poor English.

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