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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:16 pm 
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Sorry to shyamz....but.....

That's an awesome bit of stand-up there :D

He's got a point, though.

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Big Rob wrote:
Sorry to shyamz....but.....

That's an awesome bit of stand-up there :D

He's got a point, though.


Yeah he has.... :D

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I'm going to break with tradition and nominate someone on a different newspaper website to the Mail. I notminate "themissing" on the Guardian website. Because apparently having the temerity to say you're looking forward to the Olympics is wrong, you should be out manning the barricades against the NHS reforms at that time otherwise you're a fascist traitor to the cause. It's not possible to do both, you see. Either you are in favour of the Unions blockading the Olympics and dare not point out just how massively counter-productive that would be or you're scum who should be first up against the wall.

Well guess what "themissing"? You're COTD as far as I'm concerned. But keep alienating people from the Unions cause, I'm sure they won't mind.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... -hand.html

Glen johnson. J'accuse.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2111767/Glen-Johnson-Patrice-Evra-clear-didnt-want-shake-Luis-Suarezs-hand.html

Glen johnson. J'accuse.


He wouldn't let it lie.


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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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I got as far as the bit where he accused Paul McGrath (a man who, I suspect, knows a thing or two about racism) of being a racist and had to stop reading.

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I'm sure had he been charged with driving a gas-powered car there in your precious PC Europe, he would have been hanged. Killing 77 people....well, you must not violate his "human rights".
- Ignatius Reilly, New Orleans LA. USA, 8/3/2012 11:55


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I drive a petrol-powered car. Not been arrested so far...

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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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There was another really strange one on that story:

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This sends out the message "Kill whoever you want, as long as it is shocking enough we will bury our heads in the sand, we are so scared"
- Phillip, uk, 08/3/2012 06:40

He seems to think that the only thing stopping us all from mass-murdering the children of people we disagree with is the fact that there is a law against it. I can't recall the specifics but this fits in excellently with a scale of moral development that Malcolm has referred to before. I think this level of thinking was somewhere around 'infant'.

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I drive a petrol-powered car. Not been arrested so far...


You would be if it was a Porsche you drove everywhere at 45mph. :wink:

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He said arrested, not lynched. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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I drive a petrol-powered car. Not been arrested so far...


You would be if it was a Porsche you drove everywhere at 45mph. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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Difficult to know where to put this, but as they're both obviously certifiable cunts it can go in here.

The threat of fisticuffs has erupted amongst the Mail faithful with these two seemingly trying to claim to be the "Hardest Mailite EVER and I'm coming round to your house to prove it!"
It's all a bit convoluted and illiterate and goes on for multiple pages but the gist of it is this latest gem.

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Richard Lee, I dont think you gave out your house number and street name; still noone in their right mind would - Paul, EUSSR, 8/3/2012 18:14

Richard Lee. My address is more meaningful than your incomplete one. We will be able to interact if you visit. - Paul, EUSSR, 8/3/2012 17:51

Richard Lee. Luikkerland.com is a web address. Come find my contact details - Paul, EUSSR, 8/3/2012 17:48

Paul, where to start? Firstly, the details I have given are more than enough for anyone to find me. Denbigh is a small Welsh market town and there are not many houses with drives just below the castle. Secondly,how can your address be more meaningful than mine. Mine is an actual physical place that exists in the real world not a virtual concept in cyberspace. Thirdly, I have looked at Luikkerland.com and cannot make head nor tail of it. I presume it is for excitable people who like to share conspiracy theories and talk revolution. I don't think the establishment will be quaking in there boots.
- Richard Lee, Denbigh, North Wales, 8/3/2012 19:25

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2111984/Ill-fine-mum-Try-2-worry-love--Heartbreaking-Facebook-message-soldier-killed-comrades-Afghanistan.html

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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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Carlos The Badger wrote:
Difficult to know where to put this, but as they're both obviously certifiable cunts it can go in here.

The threat of fisticuffs has erupted amongst the Mail faithful with these two seemingly trying to claim to be the "Hardest Mailite EVER and I'm coming round to your house to prove it!"
It's all a bit convoluted and illiterate and goes on for multiple pages but the gist of it is this latest gem.

:lol: :lol: <snip>
It's like one of those jokes where the punchline is "Society." As in "two Mail messageboard cunts get in a fight, who wins?"


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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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] It's like one of those jokes where the punchline is "Society." As in "two Mail messageboard cunts get in a fight, who wins?"


:lol: Indeed.

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