happy families get a makeover
This article is offensive to Grannies and Grandpas everywhere. We have been excluded, again. May I suggest a Grumpy Granpa family, with tolerant Grannie, and two grandchildren - one a hyperactive seven year old grandson who wears football or rugby strips (apart from schooldays) which have to be power-hosed off him. The other a beautiful 4 year old young lady, who draws on walls, yes, she's done it again, pulls the cat's tail, fills other peoples shopping trolleys without their knowledge, and, who I reckon will be the youngest person ever to be given an ASBO.
I can see the headline now: BAN THIS MUD! or OUTRAGE AS DIRT GETS WET.
Dude, your 4 year old daughter pulls cats tails and fills other people's shopping trollies and then you feel the need to tell the world about it.
She doesn't need an asbo, she needs adoption!
And an asbo?