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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:37 pm 
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Why's this in CotD? :?

Have you not read the comments quoted up thread?

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Althea wrote:
Why's this in CotD? :?

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So no doubt we'll have Muslim asylum seeking females flashing their fun bumps to one and all so they can't be sent home to their lovely home countries,That's just great news for us the poor buggers who live here in the UK that's full to bursting already.

- Steve, East Kilbride, 20/1/2012 16:21 Rating 7

It's the Mail's fault, of course. It doesn't give a fuck about Iranians or asylum seekers — only about reproducing a photo of a half-naked young woman. There's bugger all connection between Farahani being banned from returning to Iran and her posing for a picture in Madame Figaro, except in the Mail headline writer's devious mind. She's been overtly criticising the Iranian regime for a long time.

As a successful Hollywood actress, she doesn't need to claim benefits, and she doesn't intend to live in the UK, but that won't deter the readers from airing their prejudices against a woman who is a darn sight braver in defending her freedom of speech than any Mail reader ever.


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Have you not read the comments quoted up thread?

Nope. :oops:

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I missed this one. So now we know where to find Dicky if we so wish. :roll:

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Please explain the bulling and name calling comments. I've pointed out what a fool and coward you and others are for making comments and not putting your names to them. Please be assured I live where I say I live. If you want to check, look for the house in Denbigh on the street below the castle with a VW Passat and a Honda motorcycle on the drive. Also explain where Luikkerland is. I stand by what I said, YOU ARE A COWARD AND A FOOL. Also be assured, I would be more than happy to say that to your face. Better still, why don't you go to Warminster or Catterick to make your comments?
- Richard Lee, The street below the castle, Denbigh, North Wales, 8/3/2012


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2111984/Ill-fine-mum-Try-2-worry-love--Heartbreaking-Facebook-message-soldier-killed-comrades-Afghanistan.html#ixzz1oYjvz1ER


You can claim to be from anywhere, just because you know the name of a street or a local landmark doesn't prove you live there. You could have friends or family that live there, so it doesn't prove anything.

So even before the invention of Street View these claims were invalid, but since the invention of Street View it makes hiding your location (and appearing brave and balsy) via a false address even easier.

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It's official: Most of Britain's 72,000 dysfunctional families have no father at home

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We have two options here, 1) continue current method of benefits 2) stop it all together Both options are as heartbreaking as each other, but the latter means a less populated world.

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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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Hm. I had no father at home and I'm alright. I think.

Well... actually, maybe I'm not the best example :lol:

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Define "Most", DM.

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36,001 probably.

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Define "Most", DM.


Define dysfunctional......

So you agree with the dysfunctional pieces of shit who comment on your articles DM?

Ahhh well... it's only a certain type of 'dysfunctional' you have an issue with....

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Much-loved Oxo advert returns to our screens... but this time dad is in the kitchen

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Absolute rubbish. Women in kitchen. Men go to work. If you try to change that look what happens to society. Women become dominant but cannot cope. They have breakdowns, get divorced to follow their imagined emancipation, get boob jobs and plastic surgery (which is a typical female contradiction). Examples: female Red Arrows pilot quits through stress. Sorry love it was a man's job. Female Royal Navy sailors get pregnant and leave. Female army soldiers get pregnant and leave. Abortion has increased since women became empowered. Inside every feminist woman is a mother trying to get out. What is wrong with the old ways? Women in the kitchen. Men go to work.

- Alistair Hillier Manser, Sandbanks UK, 12/3/2012 15:01 Rating (0)

Short sentences. Sign of military type. Bit of a cad I should think. Professional misogynist. Wears CotD as badge of honour. Well deserved, old bean.


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I used to live in Poole. Sandbanks is the posh end of Poole. Poole is full of militaristic cunts, Sandbanks even more so. They all speak like Jimmy from Reggie Perrin and act like Howard's way was a documentary.

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:lol:

Hillier Manser has his own little thread.


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ezinra wrote:
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Hillier Manser has his own little thread.


He should have his own island.


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ezinra wrote:
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Hillier Manser has his own little thread.


He should have his own island.


If only someone had thought of some form of island where all the inhabitants were Daily Mail readers. It sounds like the sort of thing a Brooker might do...

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 Post subject: Re: C**t of the day
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davidjay wrote:
ezinra wrote:
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Hillier Manser has his own little thread.


He should have his own island.


If only someone had thought of some form of island where all the inhabitants were Daily Mail readers. It sounds like the sort of thing a Brooker might do...


The Isle of Man?


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