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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:59 am 
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That's the Isle of Man (but not man on man). Deviant-free, and only a short plane ride from Blackpool (which is literally crawling with hirsute transvestites).

This has been a broadcast on behalf of the Isle of Man tourist board.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:47 am 
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A friend's brother was once a fairly promising young footballer. His team went to play a match on the Isle of Man. It was the only place they'd been to where the black players were on the receiving end of monkey chants. :(

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Imam dies trying to save worshipper after axe-wielding attacker stormed into Belgian mosque and set it alight

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2114536/Why-drunken-company-director-Kevin-Fowler-belted-man-laptop-bag-seat.html#ixzz1p4f9LFYI

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Some relatively harmless biffo - problem sorted, why did the police get involved This is an evitable consequence of removing first class accomdation from intermediate length commuter trains. The Chiltern line serviceserving o Chorleywood has never been the same since first class was removed. I, on the days when I have to go up to London, find myself sitting with, well, riff raff drawn largely from the lower orders. It will not do All the best Dave
- Dave, Chorleywood, 14/3/2012 9:29

Possibly trolling, but could just as easily be Nicholas Winterton's pseud.

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A new chapter in human history: Startling discovery of Stone Age cavemen in China who 'are an entirely new species'
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nothing new here the chinese are also a completely different race
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I think he's got 'race' and 'species' confused.


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In other words, a group of out-of-Africa relicts who died out, as described by Alice Roberts in her 2009 TV series made for the dumbed-down Commie BBC, 'The Incredible Human Journey'.


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A new chapter in human history: Startling discovery of Stone Age cavemen in China who 'are an entirely new species'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... China.html

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nothing new here the chinese are also a completely different race
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I think he's got 'race' and 'species' confused.


And we all descend from black people.... in the case of mailites, 'descend' is a literal term.....

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re. the Swiss bus crash

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- T Otally, Ofished, UK, 15/3/2012 8:54


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2114749/Swiss-coach-crash-Did-Ski-bus-driver-heart-attack-wheel.html

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WTF? Why does it matter?

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I'm guessing it's a bit of nudge-nudge-wink-wink "accident, eh?" incase he's one of them, you know...

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Something about that tells me it's pisstake also, but I'm not sure either.

Hope it is.

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From the RightMinds thread (the "Churchill, Cameron and Race" piece):

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What made the great was that they were ruthless in all aspects of the job they had, They had little regard for those obstuctions that were in fact people.....In this day and age they would be laughed at and thought of as dangerous idiots..

- the duke, inmybedshire, 15/3/2012 10:51


And quite rightly too, the duke, you colossal cunt.

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"[...] obstructions that were in fact people....."

Tells you everything.

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On the 1950s house in Liverpool

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buy it ....knock down most of the walls ...rip out the kitchen bathroom and whack in a B&Q special....slap up some plaster board stud walls and paint magnolia...and then rent it out to a refugee family and get the council to pay housing benefit..oh yes and slap a sky tv dish on each floor...tidy investment.
- DefJam, London, 16/3/2012 10:17




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2115518/The-terrace-time-forgot-Domestic-life-1950s-Britain-captured-Liverpool-home.html#ixzz1pGppFuww

It makes me feel so sad to think that this prick will be pleased with himself for writing that.

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There's a new Masterchef in town, Nigella! Shelina Permalloo is crowned the first female champion in seven years

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