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 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:30 pm 
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No, but she does. Don't fall for it.


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 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
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Why is a man helping with chores a bad thing? Or emptying the dishwasher? I would fancy a man who did stuff like that because I HATE doing stuff like that. :? :?:


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 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
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Why is a man helping with chores a bad thing? Or emptying the dishwasher? I would fancy a man who did stuff like that because I HATE doing stuff like that. :? :?:


Well, hello there. I've just emptied the dishwasher. :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
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See, that seems pretty manly to me....


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 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
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I've just descaled the kettle.

You love it... :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
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I've just built a kitchen cupboard. Another one...


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 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
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Creosoting a shed tomorrow. Bring it.

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 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
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Swapped the filters in the fish-tank after conducting a complete ammonia level check.


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 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
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Keep it up lads, she must be frothing at the gash by now.............

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 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
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This modern bloke thing is a piece of piss.
In the good old days you had to work 18 hours down pit and contract lung disease, or slay a terrible dragon or something really difficult.


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 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
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I do the washing, wash dishes, iron, all sorts of housework. The boyfriend does the man stuff like putting up shelves.

Then again, I would hardly call myself a "real" steak-football-look-at-that-piece-of-pussy man


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 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
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I do the manly stuff like repairs, shed assembly, plus chores, plus cooking some nights, plus I've done every nightshift/night feed (still 2 a night at age 14 months) with our daughter since birth and I've cut down to 4 days work a week so I can take her for a day a week too, all while running my own business.

Why yes, I am fantastic - thanks for mentioning it.


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Nº1 son is a full time househusband. Works fine, but like being a full-time housewife it's a tedious business at times.

Incidentally, my spellcheck objects to househusband but not to housewife. But is also objects to spellcheck...


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Washing up, ironing, washing - all me. Cooking - (mostly) all her. Infant - both of us. Have to say, infant really isn't pulling his weight.

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Shed done this morning. Might do the car or clean the oven later. I now have manly creosote stains on my denim workshirt.

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