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Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7339

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

Took this today specially for Abernathy:

I own no socks in any of these hues...

I also tried to get a picture of the big display of Jonny Hallyday merchandise, but a security man started looking at me a bit straight and I chickened out...

Steady now, you'll ave someone's eye out with them.

Fflaps · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:17 am

On an article about a new book, The Origins of Sex, about the changes in attitudes towards sex in the 17th and 18th centuries (which I'm actually reading at the moment and is very very good):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... party.html

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The 1760s... Erm I how do I say this... HAIRY ...that is all..
- Nate., Cardiff., 22/3/2012 04:26
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Yeah I'm sure Nate would've been considered a Georgian Adonis.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:22 am

A man scared of female sexuality?

Fflaps · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:24 am

Well, I imagine he hasn't had much experience of it, or indeed any kind of sexuality.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:38 pm

Fflaps wrote:

Well, I imagine he hasn't had much experience of it, or indeed any kind of sexuality.

PFTC

sporran · **Joined:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:10 pm **Posts:** 1599

About the Team GB olympic kits:

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probably because we're not allowed to be seen to be proud of our flag anymore
- Richard, Aylesbury, Bucks, 22/3/2012 13:19

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2118709/Team-GB-models-new-Olympics-2012-kit-designed-Stella-McCartney-Adidas.html

Funnily enough, the Mail page is actually much less of a cuntfest than the BBC one:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17457729?postId=112058724#comment_112058724

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84. Jeggy
30 MINUTES AGO
Awful. Blue body, red socks and shoes (looks like a blue chicken), 'X' on his body looks like he is representing Simon Cowel not the UK.
On both - Union Jack NOT prominent enough
On Hoy - all I see is blue and the zipper down the front (it should be on the back!).
I would like to know - how much did we, the taxpayer, spent on this?

Has this twat ever seen a cycling jersey before?

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:08 pm

Jeggy is nothing but a faux patriot anyway. True patriots would use the term "Union flag" because I'm assuming the cycling isn't taking place on a ship.

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

Not really a COTD candidate, but I don't think we currently have a Loon of the Day award.

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I hate the liberal left with a passion, do you know why? Because they clearly hate me and the country I love!

- English and Proud, Blighty, 22/3/2012 13:51

N.B. Yes, this is from the story about the Olympic kit. Could be a random pisstake.

See also:

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Because the pc bleeding heart, hang wringing, guilt ridden, liberal left elite HATE the English with a venom, they will do anything to remove us, our history and our culture !!!

- Frank, EUSSR, 22/03/2012 13:46

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:33 pm

Why am I reminded of DI Derek Grimm in The Thin Blue Line?

National Anglia · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:45 pm

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I hate the liberal left with a passion, do you know why? Because they clearly hate me and the country I love!

- English and Proud, Blighty, 22/3/2012 13:51

I love the little rhetorical flourish of 'do you know why?'

Yes, English and Thick, I do know why.

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4307

bluebellnutter wrote:

Why am I reminded of DI Derek Grimm in The Thin Blue Line?

Just needed a 'nampy-pamby' and a 'hoity-toity' and he was there.

sporran · **Joined:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:10 pm **Posts:** 1599

Liberal use of the word "arty" in these comments, i.e. in Mailspeak = "that which deviates from the immediately obvious and clichéd"

Cyclist · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:31 am

Sniper turned snapper captures stunning wildlife shots after trading his rifle for a long lens

Craig Jones donned his old camouflage gear and spent four months in undergrowth to get amazing photographs of owls

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2118596/Sniper-turned-snapper-captures-stunning-wildlife-shots-trading-rifle-long-lens.html

There follows a story of an ex-para who used his skills learned from being a sniper to become a wildlife photographer, with some of the best pictures of owls I have ever seen. The usual "Oooh lovely" type comments, and this...

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Pretty poor photos, wa she using a disposable camra?
- Adam Clarke, Bangor, 22/3/2012 12:27
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182 in the red but still :roll:

Congratulations Adam Clarke of Bangor.

YOU. ARE. A. CUNT.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:09 am

Yes he is, prime...

They are great images, and closer to art photography than straight wildlife. Beautiful.

SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1625

The strangest zoo in Britain? See a zedonk, a zorse and a zonkey as cross-bred horses go on show

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1pwFvVQI0

Harmless piece of filler about unusual animals.

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A prime example of why uncontrolled breeding by idiots acting on a whim, should be stamped out - and yes, you could take that to mean human reproduction too.
- Country Lass, Manchester, 23/3/2012 11:22

Cunty lass more like.

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