Mail articles that begin with 'Now'

Arnold · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:24 pm

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Now the French demand that every sign and leaflet at the LONDON Olympic games be in their tongue too

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1pOqe76WA
Maintenant!

Arnold · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:36 am

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Now they'll have to tell us if we're eating halal: Ministers prepare to change law

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1q7jLv7cb

shyamz · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:52 pm

Isn't that exactly what they want though, to have all Halal meat packaging and Halal meat on menus clearly marked, so they can make a big show of turning it down in disgust?

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:16 pm

Yes, but the question is why.
From the incoherent ramblings it is hard to distinguish a clear motive.
• Some claim that eating Halal meat defiles them, through a presumably metaphysical process of religious ingestion.
• Others that it is a political concession too far.
• Others - just prejudice, racial and religious.

If you consider (as most vegetarians would) that the method of slaughtering is wrong, then you could go for the second reason without invoking the first or third, in fact there would be good sense and logic behind it. You would not have to be a racist, as would be likely if you only cited the 'Muslimness' of the practice, or didn't include Kosher slaughtering in your objections.

Abernathy · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:27 pm

A piece of halal meat yesterday :

Carlos The Badger · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:28 pm

Is rosemary Halal? I think we should be told.

Althea · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:33 pm

Nevermind that, is fire Halal?

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:41 pm

Abernathy wrote:

A piece of halal meat yesterday :

You sure? It wasn't slaughtered to honour some other god or sacrificed on an altar of stone, was it? It might be mushbooh.

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

I'm not very good at identifying meat, but wouldn't it be a delicious irony if the Mail had illustrated that article with a pork steak? It looks vaguely porky to me but the sprig of Rosemary suggests that it might be a nice bit of lamb.

shyamz · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:46 pm

Althea wrote:

Nevermind that, is fire Halal?

Only if copies of the Bible are used for kindling - I noes its true, a bloke down tha pub sed.

Silkyman · **Joined:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:31 am **Posts:** 802

Arnold wrote:

cycloon wrote:

I love press photos that have to include an object representative of the kernel of the story.

HERE IS A COFFEE CUP.

YOU DRINK COFFEE FROM IT.

YOU UNDERSTAND, YES?

It doesn't match the article either.

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One young mother, who did not want to be named, said: 'The hot drinks were never served in a cup or a mug. 'They were served in what I regard as a "no spill plastic safety cup" with a lid. 'There were almost like flasks, with a very small opening. Everyone is just a bit disappointed'.

Probably deserves a thread of t's own.. Photos of things to show you what things look like....

In fact...

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

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Now Miley Cyrus reveals her lacy blue bra in workout vest as she continues to parade enviably-toned figure

So if they follow her for long enough they actually get to see her bra

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z1rGIOcUnU

Arnold · **Posted:** Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:16 am

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Now she's making chocolate! Victoria Beckham shows her latest 'cooking' skills... with a little help from David

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z1rRGZnifl

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:53 am

1) She's not a chocolatier, she's a chocolatiere.
2) She isn't making chocolate. That's an involved and highly technical process. She's moulding chocolate, or making things out of chocolate.

Also,

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It seems Victoria's skills in the kitchen have improved drastically since 2008, when she admitted in an interview that one of the only food items she had mastered cooking was mince meat.

She said: 'The only thing I can cook really is mince meat, which is ironic because I’m a vegetarian. But I like calzone and lasagna. I cooked every day in Spain so David and the boys lived off minced meat for four years.

She isn't cooking mince meat (the stuff that goes in mince pies) she's cooking minced meat, or mince.

Just sayin'

Arnold · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 9:46 am

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Now the threat of standpipes! UK's biggest water firm bans hosepipes until Christmas despite wettest April for 100 years

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1thTbZ1Cv

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