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Malcolm Armsteen
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Carlos The Badger
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Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
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Been saying that since '94. And saying it louder since '97.

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Tubby Isaacs
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Carlos The Badger wrote:
Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
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Been saying that since '94. And saying it louder since '97.


Me too.

Still, David Milliband lost.
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Galtieri hadn't invaded the Falklands.
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Tubby Isaacs
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North Sea Oil had come on stream 5 years earlier.
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If Papa Doc had pressed the self-destruct button in 1979 instead of Sid.

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Heath had resigned after Nov 1974.
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Harold's army hadn't chased the Normans down the hill at Hastings.

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Athens hadn't dispatched her fleet to Syracuse.
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If only the synod of Whitby had chosen Celtic Christianity.

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If only Bournemouth didn't look like a horror movie in which students and Middle Eastern people are the only ones spared from the attack of an army of bus-pass wielding zombies.
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...Gordon Brown had called a snap election in the autumn of 2007/spring of 2008.

...the alliance had finished the job properly in Iraq in 1991.

...the Germans had won a quick and easy victory in September 1914, occupied Paris for a few weeks, and buggered off home.

...Gavrilo Princip had missed.

...Hitler had stuck to painting and decorating ("An entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats!!")

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