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 Post subject: Re: Olden days were the best or summat...
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I hope you tamp it into firmly place, vigorously and repeatedly, with the erect penis of a poove.


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He waits for bob-a-job week.

That's been banned by the CommieNazi Gay Muslims of the pc brigade in the name 'elf'n'safety madness innit.

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Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
He waits for bob-a-job week.

That's been banned by the CommieNazi Gay Muslims of the pc brigade in the name 'elf'n'safety madness innit.


No, no, no. I've said it before and I'll say it again. You can't go around accusing a "legitimate political party" like the Nazis of doing anything bad. You must ALWAYS use the term "Stasi" - as they were commie bastards (or something... I think).

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Carlos The Badger wrote:
oboogie wrote:
Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
He waits for bob-a-job week.

That's been banned by the CommieNazi Gay Muslims of the pc brigade in the name 'elf'n'safety madness innit.


No, no, no. I've said it before and I'll say it again. You can't go around accusing a "legitimate political party" like the Nazis of doing anything bad. You must ALWAYS use the term "Stasi" - as they were commie bastards (or something... I think).

German National Socialist Workers Party therefore Hitler was a Marxist and just as bad as Tony Bliar.

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Crikey! Updated version of Enid Blyton's Secret Seven to be released for 21st century children

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ldren.html

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Not really a story. Blyton's books have been regularly updated (illustrations, cultural references) for years to keep them relevant. See also the sacrelige! stories whenever they suggest changes to Dennis the Menace and so on.

Whatever you may think of her, she knew how to tell a story and get a reader hooked. I'd say that a few minor edits to lure in new readers outweighs the nostalgic impulses of the commentators.

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"...with updated dialogue and new illustrations" - In other words, it will fit the new PC agenda with simplified language and illustrations showing ethnic minority characters to please the liberals. The dumbing down continues, how sad.
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What is going on in the background of the pic of Enid Blyton?

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They could update the Secret Seven so that they don't have "SS" written on their badges and garden shed...

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Ahh..those were the days.....

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Brutal exercise, hard work and strict education - topped off with a bit of musical theatre: The days Borstals knocked yobs into shape


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1qSHYTIhf


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Ahh..those were the days.....

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Brutal exercise, hard work and strict education - topped off with a bit of musical theatre: The days Borstals knocked yobs into shape


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1qSHYTIhf


Them would be them borstals where them Krays went then!


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