The sad faces of wronged Mail readers

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:00 pm

PaulOnBooks wrote:

The kid's a natural.

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The Local Guardian has recognised the daughter's potential and given her star placement:

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I support the school's position - it is the responsibility of parents to ensure their child is provided with a packed lunch or pay for their school dinner in advance. The school ensured the child was fed. In this case it is the neglect of the parent not the school. Perhaps a few more parents need to go back to school to improve time management and financial planning skills.

SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1643

Fuck all chance of Mum shelling out for the school photo either now...

Arnold · **Posted:** Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:14 pm

I have reservations about the hands on hips sadface posture, but she has the natural talent to make it work.

Carlos The Badger · **Posted:** Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:18 pm

Da kid's got a footure - watch this space!

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

Going back slightly. I used to live about 75 meters from a British Legion club which frequently played deafening music into the small hours, Smokie in particular for some reason. The sight of fat red faced men brawling outside was far from unusual. Certainly one of the noisier places I've lived and I've lived in a few. Anywhere you get groups of people intent on drinking a lot has potential to get lairy or loud. That they have a military angle makes them special how, exactly?

shyamz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:15 pm

Faught in two wurld wars innit? They faught un died for the right to get pissed out of hours and punch eachother.

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

Gourami wrote:

Multiple pensioners, a flag, and the suggestion of war heroism. This rates highly.

Big Vern · **Joined:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:49 am **Posts:** 807

Can't even see the faces of this wronged couple!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... child.html

Arnold · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:33 am

Interesting technique. Using a cuddly toy (property of the photographer?) to show both that they are sadfacing, and why.

Abernathy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:34 am

Arnold wrote:

Interesting technique. Using a cuddly toy (property of the photographer?) to show both that they are sadfacing, and why.

It's called "sad arseing".

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:47 am

It's called a disgraceful attempt to elicit sympathy from a woman who has failed one set of children and now may be in the act of failing another. That picture, as it attempts to show her, is fucking dishonest. As is the general tenor of the article.

lectrospin · **Joined:** Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:19 pm **Posts:** 300

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

It's called a disgraceful attempt to elicit sympathy from a woman who has failed one set of children and now may be in the act of failing another. That picture, as it attempts to show her, is fucking dishonest. As is the general tenor of the article.

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37201xoIM · **Joined:** Thu May 12, 2011 5:41 pm **Posts:** 107

This strikes me as a fairly competent effort; while there's no copy of the "offending" letter and the father is closer to resignation than true sadfacing, I'd say this was another respectable effort in the junior league. And we do have the bike as a prop to demonstrate the active lifestyle of which the Marxist social-engineering pen-pushers were ignorant or, more likely, which they chose maliciously to ignore.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -zone.html

I note also that the mother's physique appears to prevent the camera from focusing on her correctly.

Also love the way they need to explain to their readers what a [per-]centile is.

Althea · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:06 pm

Don't forget his police/military jumper!

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:30 pm

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The letter to Mrs Kettle and her husband James, a traffic warden, said their daughter has a BMI ‘centile’ of 97 – meaning she is in the top 3 per cent. Between 91 and 97 is classed as overweight while 98 and above is clinically obese.

That's nonsense. They will have said that she is above a certain centile - probably above the fiftieth (average) or something. Maybe they have confused it with a BMI of 97. Which is not a centile (being a range divided into 100 parts). If she was above the 97th centile she would be fatter than 97% of kids of heir height. Which she isn't.

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Centile charts show the position of a measured parameter within a statistical distribution. They do not show if that parameter is normal or abnormal. They merely show how it compares with that measurement in other individuals.

They are called centiles and not per centiles. If a parameter such as height is on the 3rd centile, this means that for every 100 children of that age, 3% would be expected to be shorter and 97 taller. On the 97th centile, 97 would be shorter and 3 taller.

http://www.patient.co.uk/doctor/Centile ... Growth.htm

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