The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.

Silkyman · **Joined:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:31 am **Posts:** 758

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

My flabber is ghasted...

I can't seem to get it right, but works a treat when the better half does it.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:28 am

But - it's quicker and easier to do it in a small frying pan!

lord_kobel · **Posted:** Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:51 am

I have a microwaved scrambled egg every morning. In fact, I'm doing one now....

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4271

Not really a foodie person so normally your recipe discussions pass me by. I was inspired to make myself scrambled egg on toast after reading this thread. Made in a saucepan. And toaster. With a cup of tea. Cheers!

Arnold · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:03 pm

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Mother’s fury as sporty girl, four, who weighs just 3st 7lb is branded ‘clinically obese’ by NHS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1slYcKpQP

mattomac · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:39 am

Arnold wrote:

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Mother’s fury as sporty girl, four, who weighs just 3st 7lb is branded ‘clinically obese’ by NHS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1slYcKpQP

Yawn... Any proper news nah I thought not so they trot one of these comedical "who cares" crap stories out every week not very PLU mind with that miserable excuse for a tattoo

Squeaker · **Joined:** Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:23 pm **Posts:** 724

Boy, 6, racks up £1K bill buying 'gold' for zombie game

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1sr6Z34PE

I predict a bright future for the lad, i believe the Tories are still looking for a replacement for Cruddas.

The nipper is showing promise in this pic but they could have tidied up ffs- major PLU fail :lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2133502/Boy-6-racks-1K-buying-gold-zombie-game.html

Althea · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:59 am

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She said: 'Needless to say we've changed our password and from now on will be doing all our banking when Jake is in bed!'

Oh, fuck's sake. It's shit all to do with banking, and on top of that it won't be noticeable for (possibly) weeks after it's happened due to Apple's reluctance to take the money for about a week or so.

It's also nothing to do with your bank details. If you've got your bank account linked to iTunes (if you have an iPod, iPad, iPhone or whatever, chances are you do), all he needs is your iTunes password to verify the purchase.

I believe there's also parental locks on in-app purchases, so it's their sodding fault for not applying them.

Timbo · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:16 pm

Althea wrote:

I believe there's also parental locks on in-app purchases, so it's their sodding fault for not applying them.

Nonsense. We all know the real answer here lies in some ritualised act of violence towards the child, together with the banning of all computers from the home. Ask any Mailite!

Carlos The Badger · **Posted:** Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:38 pm

Althea wrote:

Quote:

She said: 'Needless to say we've changed our password and from now on will be doing all our banking when Jake is in bed!'

Oh, fuck's sake. It's shit all to do with banking, and on top of that it won't be noticeable for (possibly) weeks after it's happened due to Apple's reluctance to take the money for about a week or so.

It's also nothing to do with your bank details. If you've got your bank account linked to iTunes (if you have an iPod, iPad, iPhone or whatever, chances are you do), all he needs is your iTunes password to verify the purchase.

I believe there's also parental locks on in-app purchases, so it's their sodding fault for not applying them.

Some people shouldn't be let loose on the Internet. You just don't give kids your password (any password). If you're so desperate for them to have iTunes access just set the little shits up with their own FREE (cardless) account.
FFS it's not rocket surgery.

ezinra · **Posted:** Sun May 06, 2012 8:30 am

I went to Oxford on a so-called liberal arts course... only to be fined £120 when I joked about my 'great rack'

The headline writer doesn't understand the meaning of "liberal arts".

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'I thought my statement was really funny when I wrote it. I wanted to do something provocative.

'I wrote it in a hurry, I did it last-minute in a couple of days. But as soon as I handed it in, I realised it might be offensive to some people, so I rewrote it. The idea that I’m an anti-feminist is rubbish.'

This attempt at satire backfired:

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The story hit the national press, and Madeline was devastated. Not only was her joke being treated seriously, but she now had to suffer her body being scrutinised to see if it was worthy of her claim.

‘There have been so many comments about my breasts on websites, which is creepy and horrible,’ she says.

I bet you can't guess which website has run four stories about Madeleine Grant and this vital issue since March, each one featuring comments such as:

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What rack? Evidently you've never spent time here on the beaches in southern California. Your rack, or lack thereof, is nothing to brag about. I hope people vote against you for your lack-of-rack.

- Misfit, California, USA, 12/3/2012 17:30 Rating 27

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What delusional planet are you from? WHAT rack...? You'd get a leading part in Treasure Island as the "sunken chest" that's for sure.

- Tony Martin, Berwick, 5/3/2012 12:32 Rating 690

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‘On one, they ranked my looks with marks out of ten. I found it disturbing how casually a young woman is dissected.

‘One paper ran a picture of me in a bikini, which was taken when I was 16 and had been snatched from my Facebook page.

In a separate story, the Mail printed a photo with the caption: "Rejected: Willowy 17-year-old Madeline Jones"?

mattomac · **Posted:** Tue May 08, 2012 1:00 am

Ah Student elections.....

Just like real ones with more blood

Squeaker · **Joined:** Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:23 pm **Posts:** 724

Concorde pilot who can't stand the noise of happy children bids to close down local playground that 'severely disrupts' his life

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1uTsAVVTB

500 + comments for this shoddy piece of so-called journalism, we are told how much the playground cost but no mention of the house prices of either complainant.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Thu May 10, 2012 4:33 pm

Skudder has all the appearances of being a twat as well.

satnav · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 11:26 am

Horrified teen bites into piece of severed human FINGER found inside his Arby's sandwich

He doesn't look too horrified to me but then again he was probably smiling after he saw the image that the Mail uses to remind it's readers what fingers actually look like.

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