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Bones McCoy
 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:50 pm 
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Liz Jones: In which I reveal why I’m broke

Want to treat the poor? Then give them a few Rich Teas


Just fuck off you Z list Marie Antoinette tribute act.
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shyamz
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I put my boot in a piss dungeon and sent Abernathy the bill.


Your Sky TV survival series been cancelled? Better go to the piss dungeon.

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davidjay
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Liz slates those on benefits and gets green-arrow support for the first time in ages. There's a surprise.
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McSnark
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Bones McCoy
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McSnark wrote:
Satan shows Samantha Brick how to troll properly.


Samantha utterly Pwned - Long live delusion's Queen, behead the imposter.
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bluebellnutter
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Saying Liz Jones looks like Kate Middleton is akin to saying Coventry is similar in many respects to Florence.

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Daley Mayle
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davidjay
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Samantha Brick says women hate her for her beauty. Liz immediately chips in with "My friends say I'm beautiful." There's a coincidence.
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bluebellnutter
 Post subject: Re: Liz fucking Jones..
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She has friends?

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crabcakes_windermere
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She has friends?


They regularly email her from Nigeria, while also asking for her help with inexplicable transaction difficulties.
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Andy McDandy
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We call them cats. She calls them friends.

We think they say "purr" and other such noises. She thinks they say "You're beautiful".

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Gourami
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Can you give her a third leg?

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Tom_UK
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What with this and the Samantha Brick article, I have found that even the staunchest defenders of the Daily Mail at my work are having a very hard time trying to support their claims that it's a proper newspaper this week.

As stated, Jones has totally pwned Brick. "So, you've got a creepy husband with a rapey looking moustache and a gun? Well watch this!".
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davidjay
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Tom_MKUK wrote:
What with this and the Samantha Brick article, I have found that even the staunchest defenders of the Daily Mail at my work are having a very hard time trying to support their claims that it's a proper newspaper this week.

As stated, Jones has totally pwned Brick. "So, you've got a creepy husband with a rapey looking moustache and a gun? Well watch this!".


Anyone else think Liz is looking towards her next contract?
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Gourami
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I demand a picture of Liz Jones with 3 legs.
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