Caption Contest

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

Your dandruff is gone and your hair smells great!!!

Althea · **Posted:** Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:16 pm

Jesus, eater of hats.

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

And it came to pass in those days that He did cure him that had been afflicted with the squashed head.

SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1625

Two horns, two tonnes, excellent charging skills: Man missing rhino best friend appeals for help tracking him down

Another one for Up The Arse Corner

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Viagra fuelled conservationist attempts radical plan to increase endangered rhino population.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7330

SoulBoy wrote:

Two horns, two tonnes, excellent charging skills: Man missing rhino best friend appeals for help tracking him down

Another one for Up The Arse Corner

You're better that Danii Minogue.

Abernathy · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:48 pm

Althea · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:51 pm

Helena Bonham Carter found to have suddenly aged overnight.

ponce on the heath · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:15 pm

You can't polish a turd

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Fans disappointed as villainess of new Batman movie revealed.

Govt's new teenage pregnancy Tsar announced.

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Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7330

Abernathy wrote:

Standing ovation for Thatcher at Tory conference.

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

Anne knew, one flash of her shapely ankle and the suitors would come flocking.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:01 am

Anne takes a welcome piss break on stage.

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

As Anne hitched her skirt, the entire front row instantly regretted their decision to have opted for the 3D glasses.

Paul · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:44 pm

Dandruff spotted on Annes shoes.