http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1aHprAY00
Not really Photoshopped, but...



And an even worse effort from The Telegraph.

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That is fantastic!

Remember those footballer big head toys? Well behold this magnificence

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2047241/Kate-Middletons-wardrobe-How-shed-look-latest-designer-collections.html

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fuck a duck!

Sideways...

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A touch too much! As fashion firms take picture retouching to bizarre extremes, can you trust ANYTHING you see?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... G-see.html

This is unmoderated, so get in there and laugh at the Mail's epic history of Photoshop failures.

A particularly bad front page collage featuring a floating ghost in a jacket and a woman with hair made out of paper:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -gift.html

With a bit of decent cropping and a slight tonal tweak the shoddy bastards would have got away with this piss-poor effort.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135299/Brit-bought-cut-price-island-Seychelles-50-years-ago--lives-blissful-solitude.html

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'Ee buy goom, I spend a week with t'Yorkshireman on 'is island. Sithee.

Can't get enough of each other: Kim enjoyed dinner with West on Friday before her big appearance in front of the President

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... ident.html

Aside from their being no mention at all of the fact that Kanye West appears to be pulling his trousers down, why is the usually tiny Ms. Kardashian a foot or so taller than him? Something about their proximity to the car doesn't look right too.

Wide angle lens and foreshortening. Can't help with the trousers.

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I was exposed, for the first time, to a few minutes of the Kardashians' tv show over the weekend. It was the episode where Kim got married. Although billed as a reality show, it's basically Femail on the screen, its only purpose being to gobsmack the viewer by highlighting the opulence and the vulgarity and the sheer inanity of the Kardashians and the world they live in. The question it wants you to ask is 'How self-aware are the characters in this programme?' But the question I found myself asking was 'How self-aware are the viewers?' Your natural reaction on watching such irredeemably dull people pissing their lives away is "This shouldn't happen", and yet it only happens because enough of us tune in to see it.

What the heck have the subs done to the photos in Liz Jones' hatchet job on M&S? They're all weird but this is the worst:



Aside from her Fukushima/Ready Brek glow, the model's skin seems to have been photoshopped using the Krystle Carrington filter. And it doesn't seem like there's room for a second breast.

Not so much a Photoshop fail but a general "I don't know how to do my fucking job" fail.

They must be old shots as it looks like they've changed the model; but, all they've done is nicked [the old versions of] the images and blown them up so they become distorted with 'noise' and pixelation.
A MASSIVE no-no if you know what you're doing.

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