Dunno about that but was Russell Brand originally Mr Christ? I think we should be told.

You go on a nightclub 3 day bender in the West end of Jerusalem, try to sleep it off in a shroud and they still get a picture to embarrass you for the local papyrus rags. Bleeding paparazzi everywhere!

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Was it you or your brother, who reported a stolen charisma?

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I recognise the other two, but who are you?

Pull my finger.

"You're nicked, sunshine"

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Changin' avatars like there's no tomorrow

Ed Milband on new public walkabout, accused of over reacting to egg throwing incident .

"And her knockers were this wide!"

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Changin' avatars like there's no tomorrow

That's the Littlewoods' catalogue on the desk in front of them.

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Where there is great doubt, there will be great awakening; small doubt, small awakening, no doubt, no awakening.

To cap a brilliantly successful day, Boris effortlessly squeezed out a perfect type 5.

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I'm a nasty, violent lefty. You cunt.

"Look, a poor person."

"Pull!"

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MY COMMENTS ARE FROM THE HORSES MOUTH AND ARE ALL FACTS

"Don't take the piss now, Boris, it was me who was crucified at the polls."



"and on a clear day I can see a Tory Voter..."

Cameron fully prepared for next PMQs say advisors.


MI5 applicant is delivered for job interview.

"...and then they cut a hole in the front, and five minutes later, I was Chancellor."