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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 11:16 am 
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Dunno about that but was Russell Brand originally Mr Christ? I think we should be told.

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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 12:26 pm 
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Dunno about that but was Russell Brand originally Mr Christ? I think we should be told.

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You go on a nightclub 3 day bender in the West end of Jerusalem, try to sleep it off in a shroud and they still get a picture to embarrass you for the local papyrus rags. Bleeding paparazzi everywhere!

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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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Was it you or your brother, who reported a stolen charisma?

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 Post subject: Re: Caption Contest
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Ed Milband on new public walkabout, accused of over reacting to egg throwing incident .


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