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Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2012 11:16 am

Dunno about that but was Russell Brand originally Mr Christ? I think we should be told.

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Daley Mayle wrote:

Dunno about that but was Russell Brand originally Mr Christ? I think we should be told.

You go on a nightclub 3 day bender in the West end of Jerusalem, try to sleep it off in a shroud and they still get a picture to embarrass you for the local papyrus rags. Bleeding paparazzi everywhere!

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Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Was it you or your brother, who reported a stolen charisma?

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I recognise the other two, but who are you?

lord_kobel · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2012 1:55 pm

Pull my finger.

Althea · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2012 1:58 pm

"You're nicked, sunshine"

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Ed Milband on new public walkabout, accused of over reacting to egg throwing incident .

Squeaker · **Joined:** Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:23 pm **Posts:** 721

Althea · **Posted:** Sat May 05, 2012 8:35 pm

Squeaker wrote:

"And her knockers were this wide!"

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sat May 05, 2012 8:37 pm

That's the Littlewoods' catalogue on the desk in front of them.

Messianic Trees · **Joined:** Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:50 pm **Posts:** 2829

Abernathy · **Posted:** Sat May 05, 2012 9:05 pm

Messianic Trees wrote:

To cap a brilliantly successful day, Boris effortlessly squeezed out a perfect type 5.

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4264

"Look, a poor person."

"Pull!"

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

"Don't take the piss now, Boris, it was me who was crucified at the polls."

"and on a clear day I can see a Tory Voter..."

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Cameron fully prepared for next PMQs say advisors.

MI5 applicant is delivered for job interview.

Esqui · **Posted:** Tue May 08, 2012 8:17 pm

"...and then they cut a hole in the front, and five minutes later, I was Chancellor."

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