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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:00 pm 
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Reminds me of the old joke about a sexual predator who was sent by a judge to a psychiatrist for assessment. The doc decided to try out the Rorschach test on the man.

'And what do you see here?' the doc asked the man.

'Tits, lots of them,' the man replied.

'And this one?' said the doc.

'Big tits on a naked woman,' said the man.

'And this?'

'Phwaah! Two naked women with huge tits!' the man replied.

The doc put down the inkblots and said, 'You're obviously fixated about the female form and see them all as sexual objects.'

The man replies, 'Hey, you're the one showing me dirty pictures!'





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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 1:34 am 
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'It's just not something that deserves a lot of time and attention': Hillary Clinton hits back at critics of her make-up-free look

A pointless story about a story being pointless. The Mail serves up no fewer than seventeen pictures of Hillary Clinton, with and without make-up, to illustrate this pointlessness.


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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2012 2:04 am 
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There are only so many ways to spin 'Person dyes hair', but still:

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The cliché gets rolled out for captions even more frequently, including today:

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Blonde ambition: Former Atomic Kitten singer Liz McClarnon (left) and actress Gillian Anderson attended

What's her Blonde Ambition? Catherine Tyldesley channels Madonna's Blonde Ambition look as her character Eva Price attends Coronation Street's Jubilee street party, 3 May 2012

Blonde ambition: Russell Brand arrived at a charity gig hand in hand with an attractive female companion in Los Angeles, yesterday[/url], 30 April 2012

Blonde ambition: Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert have all been nominated for CMT Music Awards, 23 April 2012

Blonde ambition? Mario Balotelli is pictured leaving Zouk Tea Bar & Grill in Manchester City Centre with a blonde lady and a friend, 13 April 2012

Blonde ambition: Marina Diamandis reveals a new look, 6 April 2012

Blonde ambition: Virginia Rometty, 30 March 2012

Blonde ambition: An alpaca shows off soft tufts of fair hair while a bearded pig's locks look more like straw, 28 March 2012

Blonde ambition: Rihanna let her blonde curly hair down while partying in Hollywood on Friday night, 25 March 2012

Blonde ambition: Flic before and after her peroxide treatment, 25 March 2012

Blonde ambition: The socialite [Paris Hilton] teamed her animal print bikini top with a matching bag, 23 March 2012

Blonde ambition: Alfred Hitchcock, left, became dangerously obsessed with the starlet [Tippi Hedren], right, and bombarded her with crude sexual overtures, 22 March 2012

Blonde ambition: Sarah [Harding] showed off a slightly fuller figure back in 2005, 21 March 2012

Blonde ambition: Former tennis player and contestant Martina Navratilova opted for a more casual look at the party, while model and actress Jenny McCarthy wrapped up in a black trench coat as she left, 20 March 2012

Blonde ambition: The star [Mary J Blige] made sure she stayed hydrated while sunning herself down in Miami, 19 March 2012

Blonde ambition: [Emma] Stone was platinum blonde while filming Spider-Man last May, 19 March 2012

Blonde ambition: Megan Hilty stepped out on set yesterday in two different outfits of casual jeans and sweater and a brighter jade top, 15 March 2012

Blonde ambition: The star [Rihanna, again] chatted to fans and signed autographs as she left the studio last night, 13 March 2012

Blonde ambition: [Ruth] Wilson as Queenie and Ashley Walters as Michael in the 2009 BBC adaptation of Small Island, 12 March 2012

Blonde ambition: [Frankie] Essex cosies up to her friend Robyn McIver outside Nobu, 9 March 2012

Blonde ambition: Willow Smith has dyed her buzz cut a shade of platinum and posted the picture on her Twitter account, 26 Feb 2012

BLONDE AMBITION: HOW TO GET THE PERFECT PALE LOCKS, 23 Feb 2012

A particularly difficult week in the office from 9-16 Feb:

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Blonde ambition: Journalist Katie Couric and Patti Hansen were in great spirits as they caught up in the front row, 16 Feb 2012

Blonde ambition: Adele debuted a glamorous makeover with blonde shoulder-length hair at the Grammys, 15 Feb 2012

Blonde ambition: The 19-year-old [Kate Upton] has every reason to smile as she arrived to prepare for her appearance on David Letterman, 15 Feb 2012

Blonde ambition: Coco was today without her husband, rapper Ice-T, with whom she stars alongside on reality show Ice loves Coco, 15 Feb 2012

Blonde ambition: Claudine [Keane] is now hoping to land a TV presenting role in the U.S., 14 Feb 2012

Blonde ambition: Demi Lovato unveiled her new fair hair on Twitter, 13 Feb 2012

Blonde ambition: The Oscar-winning actress [Reese Witherspoon] looked stunning in her tight-fitting corset as she promoted the movie, which hits cinemas in the U.S. on February 17, 9 Feb 2012

Blonde ambition: Christie [Brinkley] and Rebecca [Romijn] admire each other's stunning dresses at New York's Hammerstein Ballroom, 9 Feb 2012

Blonde ambition: Naomi [Watts] and co-star Robin Wright shoot scenes for new film The Grandmothers, 9 Feb 2012

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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2012 7:26 am 
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Woman talks on phone while carrying coffee


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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
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Car breaks down:
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2 ... ay-AA.html


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Teenager wears outfit, goes to Starbucks.

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As she strolled along the streets of Los Angeles, the the dark-haired youngster showed off her sporty side.

Surely she'd have to be running to do that? Ah no, this is a female in the Daily Mail; 'sporty' doesn't require doing any sport, it just means:
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Paris wore a bright red baggy soccer shirt with black shorts and matching trainers.


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Couple go to restaurant

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2145131/David-Cameron-dinner-Samantha-French-restaurant-Oslo-Court.html

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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
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Woman goes for a run in running gear.

Journalist lays bait for 'fat woman' comments:

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And it was quite impressive she was managing to run with such oversized headphones plugged into her iPod.

Perhaps the heavy weight of them contributed to her deciding to halt her jogging session after just five minutes.

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No DM it probably wasn't the oversized earphones that made her decide to halt her jog after only 5 minutes, it was probably the fact that YOU were following her for that entire 5 minute jog that made her stop.

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 Post subject: Re: The most pointless story ever?
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Be fair, she was wearing eclectic leggings.

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Mum hugs daughter.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2148407/Kerry-Katona-lavishes-10-year-old-daughter-warm-embrace-tender-kiss-enjoy-stroll-together.html

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Woman goes shopping:

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Mila Kunis and Clive Owen look every inch the happy couple enjoying a day at the park (but it's only a scene for their new movie)

Actors act.

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