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Andy McDandy
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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 12:47 pm 
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I hate these jokes. They have been the bane of my life ever since my mother was forced to travel to the West Indies. By a dog with no nose.

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I get the same problems when I take my speaking horse to an overpriced bar.
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And every week I swear to myself that I really must stop hanging around with my friends the Welshman, the Irishman, and the Englishman.

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Andy McDandy
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I saw you in the bar the other night along with Bones and his horse, a man with an orange for a head, and a little man about a foot high playing a piano.

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You missed me dancing on the bar? Pfft.

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Malcolm Armsteen
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Andy McDandy wrote:
I saw you in the bar the other night along with Bones and his horse, a man with an orange for a head, and a little man about a foot high playing a piano.


Was that the night the green tarmac was in?
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Love the free cakes next to the how to prevent diabetes article. :lol:

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I expect one of the steps is "Give the free cakes a miss".

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Andy McDandy
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I look at the DBC picture and have visions of a horribly wrong version of Mulholland Drive.

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storygirl wrote:
Love the free cakes next to the how to prevent diabetes article. :lol:

:lol:

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Weather, again. And, if you're curious, the rainbow diet involves eating a variety of vegetables. Groundbreaking stuff...
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My wife's gone to Zimbabwe.......

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Abernathy wrote:
My wife's gone to Zimbabwe.......

After many years trying, and failing, to master horse riding in England, my wife went to Zimbabwe to learn and picked it up in no time. That was a long time ago though when Zimbabwe had another name.

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