Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
What I am really saying, Emblejemble old fart, is that you are a boring, silly young man who comes here to troll and I really wish you'd find something useful to do with your rather sad life with NargleFargle and the Pitifuls.
Are you still the Media Wallah for the Racist Twat Party, like you said, or have they found another role for you? 'Cos I don't see much evidence of your meedja presence.
Unless it's you doing Narglefargle's dense and egotistical Tweets, of course...
Anyway, chin chin - you haven't caught on that they wouldn't let the likes of you into their golf club yet, have you?
I really shouldn't give you any personal validation by even acknowledging any of your postings but at the same time I'm quite kind and generous so I'll take the bait.
Firstly, your post begins with a torrent of criticism - debatable whether or not that is worthy of a response... I just can't help spotting the contradiction though, I have to point it out, I must... So I wanted to know; am I an 'old fart' or a 'silly young man' - I wonder how many children you have failed over the years Malco. You show here you are completely incapable of joining together two sentences to make a meaningful paragraph. To think you were marking children’s essays. Really, for a man who prides himself on his own assumed higher level of intelligence you should be more careful with your reputation.
Secondly, I'm quite flattered to see you think I am some sort of social media guru hired by the party to promote the cause. I denied it once already a few weeks ago. I promise you we have people who do that and I'm not one of them. For the elimination of doubt I’ll admit I have a role and a business card but it is for an unpaid position and posting on Mailwatch is not part of the job specification.
I think I've got a new Malco quote to put in my 'signature' area: "Emmett is able to write fairly well, he clearly isn't unintelligent overall"
- I R IS MALCO - Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:57 pm - I spotted it a few months ago and I have to say for a brief moment a little spark went off inside me when I realised Malco does really like me after all.
Big Rob wrote:
The Olympics versus
As of June 2010 UK costs exceeded £20bn for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars combined.
How much is being wasted defending the Falklands?
How much is wasted on the Royal Family?
Well done Emmett. You have highlighted your own personal peeve........... again.... as if we didn't already know....
What's your point Rob? I'm against the wars as well. I find it very difficult to accept that the society which I'm a part of sends people out to kill people in other countries. I'd rather deal with the alternative, whatever that happens to be.
I think this topic should be the renamed "The 'I'm a Selfish Git' Thread".
I'm tempted to ask what it is you have against selfishness but I'm not going to.
Spot which part of Malcolms post Emmett ignored...
It wasn't intentional. It's quite difficult to respond to everything.
Andy McDandy wrote:
Fuck me, I'm a lefty and proud but this is like something Rik from the Young Ones would have thought up.
I didn't really hold it up against the 'lefty' 'righty' template before deciding whether I thought it was funny or not. My aunty who lives in North London sent me the link.