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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 11:14 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
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Rainbow diet?

Bright lipstick and lots of cock???


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Strangely their website doesn't even mention the Champions League.


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Bloody metal thieves, hang 'em all! Oh...wait...erm...

SEND EM BACK I BET THEIR ALL RUMANION BLOODY FORRINS

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Strangely, it doesn't call them "heroes".

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Strangely their website doesn't even mention the Champions League.


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 1:51 pm 
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PRIORITIES
20.05.12, 11:52am
The well off government workers steal of us, but the soldiers who are paid just over £15k a year should have to manage on their pittance. The police and teachers get paid a lot more than soldiers, who risk their lives for us. Stop keeping immigrants in luxury when we are fighting their battles. Why risk our soldiers lives and spend millions to do this. It will never make any difference to those countries. After we have left it will still be the same. Stop fighting other peoples wars and save the money to pay decent wages to our countrymen and women. Get the government to wash their sticky fingers also, or chop them off.
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20.05.12, 8:40am
If we left the EU we would save £55 billion on the £200 billion the EU is sucking out of Britain annually because our deficit costs us £145 billion annually.
With this profit we could pay our troops a decent living wage plus our pensioners plus put aircraft on the New Carriers that are going to be no better than expensive floating large barns without them. Since when did you launch expensive capital ships without guns/aircraft to defend themselves with.
We could also allocate some of this money to industry that sorely needs building up.
At present we have to pay the £200 billion sucked out by the EU plus find the £145 billion. making a total of £345 billion annually. Are we mad? Yahwehnews comm
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If Al Megrahi had been give access to the Daily Express and a cupboard full of aspirin and statins he could still be alive today.


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If he'd been given access to the Express and an industrial dose of painkillers, he'd be dead 3 years ago.

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Oops, that'll learn me for not reading half the thread. As a peace offering:

My grandmother tidied up my bed sheets when I was staying in a small island 30 miles south of Cape Cod...

Only just seen this, I had to check a map to find Nantucket.

Meanwhile, my wife likes to swim in the river in Durham. I told her she was weird.

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