It is currently Sun May 19, 2013 8:28 am

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » Other Mail Discussion

All times are UTC [ DST ]



Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 2
  [ 22 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Daley Mayle
 Post subject: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 8:57 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:23 pm
Posts: 3748
Location: C*nt, c*nt, c*nt, c*nt, c*nt, c*nt, c*nt...
According to a Mail article a group of three black girls is a gang (especially when they're black).

The Mail likes to target certain groups such as travellers, foreigners etc, any ideas for collective nouns they could use? The more pejorative, patronising and likely to provoke a vein in the forehead of a Mail reader the better.
Top
 Profile  
 
Arnold
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 9:27 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:00 am
Posts: 6714
Location: Time Vortex
A school of fat women.

_________________
Sick Left-wing Zealot.
Top
 Profile  
 
Andy McDandy
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 11:32 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:23 pm
Posts: 4926
Location: West Midlands
Funnily enough there was a letter in today's Times (following some photo from Cannes of several respected Brit actresses) suggesting the term "A pantomime of dames". Anyway:

A bait of trolls.

A blethering of comments.

A funt (thanks, Charlie Brooker!) of columnists.

A murdoch of journalists.

Oh - MAIL ones: Right.

A shrug of Kardashians.

A sneer of feature articles.

_________________
Ten seconds... the pain begins.

Fifteen seconds... you can't breathe.

Twenty seconds... you give up and turn off the Jeremy Vine show.


Last edited by Andy McDandy on Sat May 26, 2012 11:36 am, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
Coupled Moment
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 11:35 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:48 pm
Posts: 221
Location: Once Great Britainistan
Arnold wrote:
A school of fat women.

A pod, surely?
Top
 Profile  
 
Daley Mayle
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 11:58 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:23 pm
Posts: 3748
Location: C*nt, c*nt, c*nt, c*nt, c*nt, c*nt, c*nt...
A benefit of immigrants

A reflux of Littlejohn columns
Top
 Profile  
 
Arnold
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 1:02 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:00 am
Posts: 6714
Location: Time Vortex
Coupled Moment wrote:
Arnold wrote:
A school of fat women.

A pod, surely?

I'm not sure that Mailites would know that.

_________________
Sick Left-wing Zealot.
Top
 Profile  
 
PaulOnBooks
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2012 12:56 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:10 am
Posts: 414
A frittering of Liz's columns.

An invasion of Eastern European immigrants (and have they heard how many Greeks are on thje way?).

_________________
Blog on books and book-related matters | Common English Errors For Bloggers | Things that mildly irritate me
Top
 Profile  
 
Arnold
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2012 1:21 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:00 am
Posts: 6714
Location: Time Vortex
A plasma of asylum seekers.

_________________
Sick Left-wing Zealot.
Top
 Profile  
 
Althea
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2012 6:54 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:41 pm
Posts: 3383
Location: Elbonia
An irrelevance of Mailwatchers
A commune of lefties

_________________
Changin' avatars like there's no tomorrow
Top
 Profile  
 
Kreuzberger
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2012 8:36 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:52 pm
Posts: 2548
Location: Dirty XBerg 36
A gusset of editors.

_________________
Brigate di Transizione
Top
 Profile  
 
GillsMan
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 3:09 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:59 am
Posts: 57
Althea wrote:
A commune of lefties

A brigade of lefties, surely?

A brigade of PC zealots
A brigade of Elf & Safety
A brigade of do-gooders
A brigade of jobsworths. Etc, etc.
Top
 Profile  
 
Malcolm Armsteen
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 3:16 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue May 26, 2009 11:46 pm
Posts: 22888
Location: In la France profonde, without personal transport...
Four brigades?

May I suggest it's called the 101st (Lefty Woofters) Division?
Top
 Profile  
 
The Red Arrow
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 3:21 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:45 am
Posts: 4335
Location: The woods outside the big society
The Pink Panzers...











...I'm getting it from the coat peg right now.

_________________
Mailwatch. Love us or leave us.
http://www.coalitionofresistance.org.uk/
Top
 Profile  
 
Malcolm Armsteen
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 3:34 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue May 26, 2009 11:46 pm
Posts: 22888
Location: In la France profonde, without personal transport...
Perhaps we should identify the regiments that make up the PC Brigade (that would be 3 or 4 battalions, as any fule kno).

May I suggest the North London Pamphleteers, a fine regiment created in 1680 to print and distribute broadsheets supporting William of Orange.
Battle honours include the 1805 Free Nelson the Sailor campaign, the 1812 Anti-American Usage campaign and the 1879 Zulu Campaign which fought against Michael Caine getting a knighthood.
Headquarters are at Starbucks in Finchley.
Uniform - used to be dungarees and printed t-shirts, now expensive glasses and iPads.
Top
 Profile  
 
Daley Mayle
 Post subject: Re: Mail collective nouns
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 3:56 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:23 pm
Posts: 3748
Location: C*nt, c*nt, c*nt, c*nt, c*nt, c*nt, c*nt...
A diktat of left wing councils
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 2
  [ 22 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

Board index » Other Mail Discussion

All times are UTC [ DST ]

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group