Headlines that are a mouthful...

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Sometimes they just try too hard to squeeze all the details in the headline

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Millionaire on the run: How Brit-born founder of anti-virus giant McAfee ended up hiding from Belize police who 'rousted him from 17-year-old's bed and shot his dog because he's making meth'

Arnold · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2012 7:04 pm

No need for an article then.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7417

Antivirus software is a gateway product.
Userbase who need to keep up their renewal payments.
Inhibits, or limits the normal behaviour of the host system.

It's a short journey to Meth.

Arnold · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2012 11:08 am

From the home page

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Caught on security camera: Horrific moment police officers shot a naked attacker 12 times as he chewed another man's face off, leaving victim fighting for life in hospital

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2012 11:32 am

Several mouthfuls by all accounts.

Fozzy · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2012 1:13 pm

Here, you'll be needing your coat.

Fozzy · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2012 9:09 pm

Quote:

Barrister son of top judge who left wife for widow of divorce lawyer killed by police is fined for having cocaine and ecstasy

Took me a few moments to disentangle who was who there.

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Quote:

The return of Thief-row! Kim Kardashian accuses BA workers of stealing handbags worth thousands and pair of 'priceless' sunglasses inherited from her dead dad

Again no need to read the article

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Wed May 30, 2012 5:19 pm

They've probably taken on someone from Reader's Digest to write the headlines. Either that or the gag writer from Mad magazine who did a Mad take on a Reader's Digest version of Gone with the Wind that was subbed down to 'Fiddle-dee-dee. Boom, boom, that was a bloody war. Tomorrow is another day'.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7417

Fozzy wrote:

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Barrister son of top judge who left wife for widow of divorce lawyer killed by police is fined for having cocaine and ecstasy

Took me a few moments to disentangle who was who there.

Meanwhile, down at the queen Vic' .....

Silkyman · **Joined:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:31 am **Posts:** 801

Anything about Tulisa?

Arnold · **Posted:** Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:11 pm

Quote:

Revealed: Victim of Canadian porn star cannibal is Chinese gay lover as police reveal 'murderer' is on the run in France... dressed as a woman

Read less: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1wZQXBpiO

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Quote:

Mother who killed her children in Spanish hotel room is furious as court hears DNA tests show her paedophile TV psychic lover was NOT their father

Did you get all that?

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:38 am

Patrick100 wrote:

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Mother who killed her children in Spanish hotel room is furious as court hears DNA tests show her paedophile TV psychic lover was NOT their father

Did you get all that?

I know what the words mean by themselves, but not in that order.

Arnold · **Posted:** Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:42 pm

Quote:

'Male model throttled his Thai girlfriend after Killing Kittens swingers party in row over her having sex with another man in toilet cubicle'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z20ENWOUEx

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