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Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:19 am

The only comfort can be that the Mailwailers are a small percentage of the population. The evidence for that must be in the vast numbers of people who give to charity, do good turns for each other and act as good neighbours.

Gourami · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm **Posts:** 2005

This is true. But knowing that I live amongst people who hold insane views with an incredible intensity - yet still manage to be both not in prison and able to switch on a PC - this does not do much for my mood.

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:35 am

Not local mail but AOL news. Absurd pic!

Libraries face a 'bleak future'
Libraries face a 'bleak future' because of cuts and underfunding, campaigners will warn the Government. A new alliance, Speak up for Libraries, will tell ministers that support for libraries is long...

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4433

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kentonline/news/2012/march/10/richborough_towers.aspx

In an article about some disused cooling towers being demolished...

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username wrote:

looks just like how the 9/11 buildings came down, except these buildings werent insured a few weeks before the demolition was set off.

11 Mar 2012 11:44 AM

Listen to the man, sheeple! :roll:

Esqui · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2012 10:50 am

A story about a town missing out on an improvement grant and we get all sorts of twattery...
http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/9 ... ate_shops/

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fedupwithfedupjobsworths says...
8:40am Sat 26 May 12
Looks like a bloke.”

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burgerboy says...
9:37am Sat 26 May 12
Thebig18 wrote:
May be they could build a 100ft wall around Boscombe so that all the drop out scum bags couldn't get out!!! It would also keep all the Polish in too!!!
Why not rename it "little krakow" (pronounced crackhole) just to make them feel at home !!!”

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Controversial But True says...
10:43am Sat 26 May 12
Turn the precinct into Bournemouth Airport's 2nd runway. We could fly all the Poles back!! Only problem is; they'll come back with 30 family members to sponge off our benefits system!!”

Tubby Isaacs · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2012 10:57 am

I was in Bournemouth on Thursday. It has quite possibly the worst street I've ever seen- the one with all the closed shops and nightclubs in it.

I like the Russell Cotes though.

Esqui · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2012 11:04 am

Oh Lawdy

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Controversial But True says...
11:01am Sat 26 May 12
simcal wrote:
You know somethings wrong when council election leaflets by one of the candidates are printed only in Polish!
I suppose it makes a nice change for the Polish to have the opportunity to invade another country!!!!”

Tubby Isaacs · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2012 11:08 am

They could do the same gag re Bangladeshis in Tower Hamlets.

davidjay · **Joined:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:24 pm **Posts:** 3938

Esqui wrote:

Oh Lawdy

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Controversial But True says...
11:01am Sat 26 May 12
simcal wrote:
You know somethings wrong when council election leaflets by one of the candidates are printed only in Polish!
I suppose it makes a nice change for the Polish to have the opportunity to invade another country!!!!”

Somebody doesn't quite understand history there.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2012 8:20 pm

He's referring to the Nazi-Soviet invasion of Poland in 1939, saying that now Poland have invaded someone else instead of being invaded themselves.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7417

Daley Mayle wrote:

Not local mail but AOL news. Absurd pic!

Libraries face a 'bleak future'
Libraries face a 'bleak future' because of cuts and underfunding, campaigners will warn the Government. A new alliance, Speak up for Libraries, will tell ministers that support for libraries is long...

I sense a Paul Thomas cartoon with a skinny bespectacled "spinster" librarian forcing "Speak up for libraries" to be silent.

davidjay · **Joined:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:24 pm **Posts:** 3938

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

He's referring to the Nazi-Soviet invasion of Poland in 1939, saying that now Poland have invaded someone else instead of being invaded themselves.

I thought he was getting that one arse about face, hence 'another'. They're foreign and not Belgium, therefore it must be them that does the invading.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sun May 27, 2012 8:48 pm

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4433

Clive Loves Gills again. He really is a scary character, as his comment here shows. Granted that whoever is responsible for this crime is a cunt (unless they had some sort of psychotic episode), but this is pure fap fantasy. He turns up on any crime story on the Kent Online site fantasizing about what he'd do to the perpetrators. Needless to say anyone that objects is bed-wetting PC do-gooder.

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kentonline/news/2012/june/7/dog_put_down_after_severe_beat.aspx

Thing is he loves the Gills. So do I. I wonder if I've stood or sat next to him at a game.

Timbo · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:32 pm

mojojojo wrote:

Clive Loves Gills again. He really is a scary character, as his comment here shows. Granted that whoever is responsible for this crime is a cunt (unless they had some sort of psychotic episode), but this is pure fap fantasy. He turns up on any crime story on the Kent Online site fantasizing about what he'd do to the perpetrators. Needless to say anyone that objects is bed-wetting PC do-gooder.

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kentonline/news/2012/june/7/dog_put_down_after_severe_beat.aspx
Thing is he loves the Gills. So do I. I wonder if I've stood or sat next to him at a game.

clive loves gills wrote:

the culprits should be made to do hard labour - physciallly, back-breaking stuff - breaking rocks, shifting bags of cement, irrespective of age or gender. alternatively, they work in the sewers cleaning them out, cleaning public toilets with a toothbrush, wearing a uniform that says 'i abuse animals', chained together with fellow culprits, and long, 12 hour days with only dry bread and water for lunch

alternatively the family members of any abused animals get to beat them in the genitals with a splintered baseball bat, shoot them in the bacside witha high-velocity air rifle then finish by throwing a bucket of dog/cat excrement over them

07 Jun 2012 3:09 PM

... and then they should have to strip naked, spank themselves, put on a gas mask, write 'slut' on themselves in lipstick etc... :roll:

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