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oboogie
 Post subject: Re: Forum issues
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:30 pm 
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I had a few of those around lunchtime, been ok since.

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Arnold
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:06 am 
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Some messages seem to have disappeared after last night's SQL problems. I certainly posted The Express front page yesterday night.

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shyamz
 Post subject: Re: Forum issues
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:26 pm 
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I lost one too, at first I thought Wally might at last have learned something about moden technology and found a way to infiltrate the site, but that's highly unlikely - site problems makes a lot more sense.

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storygirl
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:40 pm 
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Ohh I thought it was my laptop.

So enlighten me, what is an sql?

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Carlos The Badger
 Post subject: Re: Forum issues
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storygirl wrote:
Ohh I thought it was my laptop.

So enlighten me, what is an sql?


Structured Query Language. A programming language for the database of this place. It's voodoo, that's all you need to know.

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2k.
 Post subject: Re: Forum issues
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:51 pm 
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Structured query language... a database language....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sql

I'm guessing that the forum software uses mysql or similar
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mysql
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Althea
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Are you sure?

This is a SQL:
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2k.
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and it's a red one! not one of these grey forrin's that came over here taking our nuts........ :)
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Carlos The Badger
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No, any fule noes tahts a skwirl.

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Malcolm Armsteen
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Sqrl.
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Esqui
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SQL runs on Sqrl. The forum server is powered entirely by squirrels running in wheels.

One of them fell asleep the other day, which is what caused the issue
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Patrick100
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More forum database issues earlier today...
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Althea
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Yeah, it was a bit wobbly around lunch time.

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ponce on the heath
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Yet more mischief from the brush-tailed little shits.

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shyamz
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Get peddaling you twats!

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