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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:06 am 
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As the Express surprises us and backs Portugal in the Euro 2012s.

And we appear to have Live Brunette Jailbait in Dead Blonde Corner.

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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
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oboogie wrote:
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As the Express surprises us and backs Portugal in the Euro 2012s.

And we appear to have Live Brunette Jailbait in Dead Blonde Corner.


Her dad's dead, though.


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
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I already know why Michael Jackson made his daughter wear a mask. It's because he was fucking mental.

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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:34 am 
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WOW! SUPER GLOSSY!


IS that like so it's wipe-able after we get it er..damp... after getting too excited
seeing the amazing pics!


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Patrick100 wrote:
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WOW! SUPER GLOSSY!


IS that like so it's wipe-able after we get it er..damp... after getting too excited
seeing the amazing pics!


Borrowing a technology popularised in the publisher's lesser known titles.


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
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Patrick100 wrote:
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WOW! SUPER GLOSSY!


IS that like so it's wipe-able after we get it er..damp... after getting too excited
seeing the amazing pics!


See that "Poll exclusive" on the lower right.
How the hell did that get in there?


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:11 am 
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Weather - check.
Free shit that readers won't want - check.
Monarchy - check, check.
Camper van - check.
Maddie - fail.

Seriously is anyone who reads the mail going to use free theme park entry? :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:59 am 
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Weather - check.
Free shit that readers won't want - check.
Monarchy - check, check.
Camper van - check.
Maddie - fail.

Seriously is anyone who reads the mail going to use free theme park entry? :lol:


They may have Grandsons and Daughters, mind you saying that a guy at my last workplace read it for the Sport and he had kids (He was Labour as well, odd)


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
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Maybe I'm missing something, but doesn't wanting a say in who your king is make you a republican?

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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
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In fairness, the editorial does say that the popularity of one prince or the other makes not a jot of difference. So it's an eye-catching headline signifying absolutely nothing.

As said elsewhere, it's not the X Factor. If youwant a monarchy, you take what you get. If they're useless, wait for them to abdicate or die. That's how it works.

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It's a weights and measures screw up.
Rainfall is measured in millimetres, not months.
No wonder pensioners today are still trying to count in old money.


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
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I wasn't asked if I want an EU referendum.

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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
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That's because only 2,006 people were asked.

http://www.populus.co.uk/Poll/European- ... ndum-Poll/


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
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(2006/7m)x100 = 0.03%

Brilliant. 0.03% of the population was asked.

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