Daily Express headline today

Fozzy · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:35 pm

It would be tough for the Express if this really does prove to be the cure for arthritis. It's a reliable front page filler at least twice a month, they'd have to think up more weather headlines to fill in the gaps.

davidjay · **Joined:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:24 pm **Posts:** 3816

Fozzy wrote:

It would be tough for the Express if this really does prove to be the cure for arthritis. It's a reliable front page filler at least twice a month, they'd have to think up more weather headlines to fill in the gaps.

It'll cause cancer.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7321

davidjay wrote:

Fozzy wrote:

It would be tough for the Express if this really does prove to be the cure for arthritis. It's a reliable front page filler at least twice a month, they'd have to think up more weather headlines to fill in the gaps.

It'll cause cancer.

And the cure for cancer will cause arthiritis.

It's the circle of life.

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:01 am

Socialism? On the front page the Express? :shock:

ponce on the heath · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:08 am

If by socialism you mean "desperately clinging on to the last demographic that still buys this dribbley shite" then yes.

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:14 am

But...but...it's a crusade. Endorsed by the Pope, and everything.

ponce on the heath · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:17 am

I bet the Saracens are shitting themselves!

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:38 am

And the London Irish.

Fflaps · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:35 am

Yay, a crusade! Where do I go to receive my cross and Papal blessing?

As an aside, it's hardly a secret plot if it's splashed all over the front page of the Express.

Arnold · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:12 pm

Another crusade with a happy ending.

Quote:

Top tips to stay slim all summer.

What summer?

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:16 pm

Hubris, much?

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7321

Arnold wrote:

Another crusade with a happy ending.

Quote:

Top tips to stay slim all summer.

What summer?

Just encouraging the dependency culture.

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

The reality of the actual report is rather different:

Quote:

The Prime Minister dismissed calls from Lib Dems and some Tories for means testing to block welfare claims from better-off pensioners.
“At the last election I made a very clear promise about bus passes, about television licences, about winter fuel payments. We are keeping all those promises,” Mr Cameron told MPs.
Downing Street sources later indicated that Mr Cameron intended those benefits to continue after the next general election. Campaigners welcomed his promise but vowed to remain vigilant against any attempt to chip away at pensioners’ entitlements.
Last night a massive surge of support was gathering behind the Daily Express’s Fair Deal For Our Pensioners crusade to protect the rights of the older generation.
An exclusive telephone poll found that an overwhelming 99 per cent of our readers oppose means testing for pensioner benefits.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/332 ... pensioners

sporran · **Joined:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:10 pm **Posts:** 1583

Arnold wrote:

Quote:

Top tips to stay slim all summer.

What summer?

Glorious out today. Infact, I've barely seen a drop since IT WILL RAIN TILL SEPTEMBER.

Fflaps · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:10 am

And are the photos of Will and Kate's honeymoon reproduced inside?

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