Richard Littlejohn

Timmy O'Toole · **Joined:** Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:46 pm **Posts:** 601

Why don't we give the south east of England it's indepandance? It's obviously so much better and more important than the rest of the country, and would doubtless do fine on it's own...

Winston O'Hoodie · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 11:04 am

Timmy, would that not condemn hundreds of thousands, nay millions of people to be ruled in perpetuity by hard-line Thatcherite Tories and barely sane UKIP types. Could instead, we not lobby for an area to be set aside for an independent country of Mail and Express true believers...although it would have to be 'down south' somewhere.

hel · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 11:11 am

the south-east of England includes Brighton, which has loads of "ethnics" and "poofters"... if the south-east becomes Mailland/Expressland, they'll need to find some way to make Brighton break off from the mainland, otherwise they'll be persecuted by Littlejohn and co!

Steph · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 11:59 am

Timmy O'Toole wrote:

Why don't we give the south east of England it's indepandance? It's obviously so much better and more important than the rest of the country, and would doubtless do fine on it's own...

Except for when it comes to water. We've got loads up here (and more due any minute looking at the sky), and then I won't have to pay bloody extraction charges on my water bill to cover the cost of getting water in the South.

Paul · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 2:12 pm

hang on a bit I live in the South, some of us sane you know.

Can I suggest the Isle of Man.

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johnnyh · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 2:37 pm

Littlejohn...executive relief for middle england

hel · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 2:44 pm

i'm designing a t-shirt right now, anyone got a pic of littlejohn that i can put on it?

Steph · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 3:49 pm

Paul wrote:

hang on a bit I live in the South, some of us sane you know.

Can I suggest the Isle of Man.

you can move up here, but only if you agree it's pronounced B ath, not barth.

Craig · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 3:54 pm

PeeCee wrote:

you can move up here, but only if you agree it's pronounced B ath, not barth.

Yes! I hate that!

Also, it's Castle not Carstle.

We tok proper up noth. :wink:

Kate · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 4:04 pm

Craig wrote:

We tok proper up noth. :wink:

Us talks proper in Deb'n too. :lol:

Christie · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 4:49 pm

hel wrote:

i'm designing a t-shirt right now, anyone got a pic of littlejohn that i can put on it?

Aside: if you type littlejohn onto google images the results are interesting, considering the one top left is a black man, and the one beneath has someone with red eyes.

Revealed: the truth about that mail columnist.

(maybe someone who is cleverer with computers than me can alter the Daily Mail's "headline" and photo yesterday accordingly?

hel · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 5:13 pm

what do you guys think of my idea for a Littlejohn t-shirt? i decided to incorporate paul's idea with some word-play on littlejohn's specialist subject (wonder what questions they'd ask him if he ever went on Mastermind?).

Paul · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 5:46 pm

Foooooooooooooooking Brilliant

ever thought of Ebay?

Moggie · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 6:23 pm

hel wrote:

what do you guys think of my idea for a Littlejohn t-shirt? i decided to incorporate paul's idea with some word-play on littlejohn's specialist subject (wonder what questions they'd ask him if he ever went on Mastermind?).

http://www.cafepress.com/. You could even sell Littlejohn hoodies: how brilliant is that? Actually, I'm not sure whether it would be legal to use his image in that way, but I'm sure you're otherwise law-abiding.

Jollity · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2006 10:25 pm

I love that shirt idea, hel!

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