Mail vs China

Safe_Timber_Man · **Joined:** Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:13 am **Posts:** 680

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The chilling comment from one of the world’s top coaches seems to herald the possibility of Frankenstein athletes, of an unbeatable master-race of genetically manipulated super-competitors with enhanced lung-power, or heightened strength, or some other characteristic that enables them to snatch medal after medal from honest competitors.

Jesus fucking christ. How is this "newspaper" so popular.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:32 pm

Because most people are not terribly clever, and are likely to say 'there's no smoke without fire' long before they say 'what's the evidence for that?'

Arnold · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:35 pm

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Laboratory experiments have already shown that the science can work. In 2005, Ronald Evans, a hormone expert working at the Salk Institute of Biological Studies in La Jolla, California, showed how genetic modification can increase the athletic power of mice

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Professor Dominic Wells, a gene therapy researcher who has studied the possibility of modifying athletes, believes we are still some way off being able to use genes to significantly change athletes’ performance.

Carlos The Badger · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:35 pm

Andy McDandy wrote:

Look out for follow up stories about Chinese people binding feet, eating birds nests and subjecting people to the wire jacket.

Herge was debunking crap like this back in the 1930s.

They actually do eat bird's nests.

After the breeding season they take the used nests of certain species of swiftlet, a bird that binds its nests together with its own saliva to form a hard, shell-like cocoon. They then boil them down to make a gelatinous textured stock that can be used to make the soup or, alternatively, a sweet dish.

Delicious.

satnav · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:50 pm

It looks like at least half the comments under the article have been posted by American's so stories like this clearly get the site plenty of clicks state side.

I particularly like this one.

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Leave this girl alone geez she won the race because she trained her tail off. She's been in the water since she was 5 yr old!!!
- Mittens, San Antonio USA, 1/8/2012 15:23
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Carlos The Badger · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:59 pm

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"Leave this girl alone geez she won the race because she trained her tail off. She's been in the water since she was 5 yr old!!!"
- Mittens, San Antonio USA, 1/8/2012 15:23
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So you think that Chinese people are born with tails, eh? That's the most disgusting, Sinophobic, vile thing I've read in a long while. People like you make me sick!
- Dame Wally of Toynbee, a ward somewhere, 1/8/2012 20:57

Tubby Isaacs · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:13 pm

Ha, ha.

So are the Chinese good workers who show our lazy workers the way, or androids?

Safe_Timber_Man · **Joined:** Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:13 am **Posts:** 680

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The swimmer Le Shewin has a strange look in her eyes, like a programmed robot.
- Jean, Dallas TX

Joke or just an idiot?

Carlos The Badger · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:25 pm

Best to err on the side of idiot unless you know better. If you think about it too much you'll hit Mail Burnout quicker than is normally considered healthy. And that's happened to the best of us. If that happens refrain from looking at the wank stain of a Website for couple of weeks and spend some time in Off-Topic rehab. Seriously.

oboogie · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:31 pm

Carlos The Badger wrote:

Andy McDandy wrote:

Look out for follow up stories about Chinese people binding feet, eating birds nests and subjecting people to the wire jacket.

Herge was debunking crap like this back in the 1930s.

They actually do eat bird's nests.

After the breeding season they take the used nests of certain species of swiftlet, a bird that binds its nests together with its own saliva to form a hard, shell-like cocoon. They then boil them down to make a gelatinous textured stock that can be used to make the soup or, alternatively, a sweet dish.

Delicious.

They also used to bind feet.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:40 pm

Made illegal in 1949, iirc. One of the first actions of the communist government. That'd explode a few Mailie heads.

Carlos The Badger · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:45 pm

Past/present tense?

Safe_Timber_Man · **Joined:** Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:13 am **Posts:** 680

Carlos The Badger wrote:

Best to err on the side of idiot unless you know better. If you think about it too much you'll hit Mail Burnout quicker than is normally considered healthy. And that's happened to the best of us. If that happens refrain from looking at the wank stain of a Website for couple of weeks and spend some time in Off-Topic rehab. Seriously.

I think you're right about this, I could do with a break from it already. It's weird, things don't tend to bother me in general. At all. But there's something about those fucktards that do, and I'm thinking it's the simple fact that you just can't talk face to face with them and tell them exactly why they're talking nonsense or that they're complete morons. Maybe talking about different types of shits on Off-topic and taking a small break will help!

Giant f*cking Sudoku · **Posted:** Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:13 am

Curt Jurgens as the baddy. Make an ideal dvd freebie for them :idea:

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4280

Safe_Timber_Man wrote:

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The chilling comment from one of the world’s top coaches seems to herald the possibility of Frankenstein athletes, of an unbeatable master-race of genetically manipulated super-competitors with enhanced lung-power, or heightened strength, or some other characteristic that enables them to snatch medal after medal from honest competitors.

Jesus fucking christ. How is this "newspaper" so popular.

That's straight of Viz. Is he a self-proclaimed 'world's top coach' who's actually a caretaker from Tipton? "I've been to China and seen the Frankenstein athlete laboratory' - next week how Frank broke into Nasa and saw space mice bigger than a house, with fangs and that.

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