The Express has it:http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/335 ... x-marriage
The comments are predictably lovely:
Its no problem in Scotland. There are no arguments as to who wears the trousers. As for caber tossing, this will have to be mutually agreed between the parties.
I bet he called his wife over and read that out to her before he posted it, then read it again louder when she didn't laugh hard enough.
Well, let's face it.......what else do they have to do? Scotland has no real economy, apart from golf courses, fish farms, and a national - bordering on pathological - hatred of us English. Yet they're happy to hold out their hand for the English subsidy, so we English pay to support people who really don't like us.
Wait a minute where have I heard that before?
That's all we English do, pay out money to support people who hate us.
Still, it gives the Scottish parliament (how grand they are, and how much English money it cost to set this bureaucratic shambles up) something to do, and whilst they're busy, they're not hating us. Always assuming that they can't do more than one thing at once of course.
Stupid stupid stupid Scottish government